Moe
November 4, 2000, 6:40pm
1
I just got this cool email about life in the 1500’s. It certainly seems plausible for the most part, and very interesting, but whenever I get things like this I’m always curious to know how accurate this stuff really is.
So tell me, is all this true? to what extent?
Here it is:
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>> > > Life in the 1500’s
>> > >
>> > >This is really interesting (and TRUE!!)
>> > >
>> > > Most people got married in June because
>> > > they took their yearly bath in Mayand were
>> > > still smelling pretty good by June.
>> > > However, they were starting to smell, so
>> > > brides carried a bouquet of flowers to
>> > > hide the b.o.
>> > >
>> > > ~~><~**~**~> <~ ~~><~**~**~> <~ ~~><~**~**~> <~ ~
>> > >
>> > > Baths equalled a big tub filled with hot
>> > > water. The man of the house had the
>> > > privilege of the nice clean water, then
>> > > all the sons and men,the women and
>> > > finally the children. Last of all the
>> > > babies. By then the water was so dirty
>> > > you could actually lose someone in it.
>> > > Hence the saying, “Don’t throw the baby
>> > > out with the bath water”.
>> > >
>> > > ~~><~**~**~> <~ ~~><~**~**~> <~ ~~><~**~**~> <~ ~
>> > >
>> > > Houses had thatched roofs. Thick straw,
>> > > piled high, with no wood underneath.
>> > > It was the only place for animals to get
>> > > warm, so all the pets… dogs,cats and
>> > > other small animals, mice, rats, bugs
>> > > lived in the roof. When it rained it
>> > > became slippery and sometimes the
>> > > animals would slip and fall off the roof.
>> > > Hence the saying, “It’s raining cats
>> > > and dogs.”
>> > >
>> > > ~~><~**~**~> <~ ~~><~**~**~> <~ ~~><~**~**~> <~ ~
>> > >
>> > > There was nothing to stop things from
>> > > falling into the house. This posed a
>> > > real problem in the bedroom where bugs
>> > > and other droppings could really mess
>> > > up your nice clean bed. So, they found
>> > > if they made beds with big posts and
>> > > hung a sheet over the top, it addressed
>> > > that problem. Hence those beautiful
>> > > big 4 poster beds with canopies.
>> > >
>> > > I wonder if this is where we get the
>> > > saying " Good night and don’t let the
>> > > bed bugs bite"…
>> > >
>> > > ~~><~**~**~> <~ ~~><~**~**~> <~ ~~><~**~**~> <~ ~
>> > >
>> > > The floor was dirt. Only the wealthy
>> > > had something other than dirt, hence
>> > > the saying “dirt poor.” The wealthy
>> > > had slate floors which would get
>> > > slippery in the winter when wet. So
>> > > they spread thresh on the floor to
>> > > help keep their footing. As the
>> > > winter wore on they kept adding more
>> > > thresh until when you opened the door
>> > > it would all start slipping outside.
>> > > A piece of wood was
>> > > placed at the entry way, hence
>> > > a “thresh hold”.
>> > >
>> > > ~~><~**~**~> <~ ~~><~**~**~> <~ ~~><~**~**~> <~ ~
>> > >
>> > > They cooked in the kithen in a big
>> > > kettle that always hung over the fire.
>> > > Every day they lit the fire and added
>> > > things to the pot. They mostly ate
>> > > vegetables and didn’t get much meat.
>> > > They would eat the stew for dinner
>> > > leaving leftovers in the pot to get
>> > > cold overnight and then start over the
>> > > next day. Sometimes the stew had food
>> > > in it that had been in there for a
>> > > month. Hence the rhyme " peas porridge
>> > > hot, peas porridge cold, peas porridge
>> > > in the pot nine days old."
>> > >
>> > > ~~><~**~**~> <~ ~~><~**~**~> <~ ~~><~**~**~> <~ ~
>> > >
>> > > Sometimes they could obtain pork and
>> > > would feel really special when that
>> > > happened. When company came over, they
>> > > would bring out some bacon and hang it
>> > > to show it off. It was a sign of wealth
>> > > and that a man “could really bring home
>> > > the bacon.” They would cut off a little
>> > > to share with guests and would all sit
>> > > around and “chew the fat.”
>> > >
>> > > ~~><~**~**~> <~ ~~><~**~**~> <~ ~~><~**~**~> <~ ~
>> > >
>> > > Those with money had plates made of
>> > > pewter. Food with a high acid content
>> > > caused some of the lead to leach onto
>> > > the food. This happened most often with
>> > > tomatoes, so they stopped eating tomatoes
>> > > … for 400 years.
>> > >
>> > > ~~><~**~**~> <~ ~~><~**~**~> <~ ~~><~**~**~> <~ ~
>> > >
>> > > Most people didn’t have pewter plates,
>> > > but had trenchers - a piece of wood
>> > > with the middle scooped out like a bowl.
>> > > Trenchers were never washed and a lot
>> > > of times worms got into the wood.
>> > > After eating off wormy trenchers,
>> > > they would get “trench mouth.”
>> > >
>> > > ~~><~**~**~> <~ ~~><~**~**~> <~ ~~><~**~**~> <~ ~
>> > >
>> > > Bread was divided according to status.
>> > > Workers got the burnt bottom of the
>> > > loaf, the family got the middle, and
>> > > guests got the top, or the “upper crust”.
>> > >
>> > > ~~><~**~**~> <~ ~~><~**~**~> <~ ~~><~**~**~> <~ ~
>> > >
>> > > Lead cups were used to drink ale or
>> > > whiskey. The combination would sometimes
>> > > knock them out for a couple of days.
>> > > Someone walking along the road would
>> > > take them for dead and prepare them for
>> > > burial.They were laid out on the kitchen’
>> > > table for a couple of days and the family
>> > > would gather around and eat and drink and
>> > > wait and see if they would wake up. Hence
>> > > the custom of holding a “wake”.
>> > >
>> > > ~~><~**~**~> <~ ~~><~**~**~> <~ ~~><~**~**~> <~ ~
>> > >
>> > > England is old and small, and they
>> > > started running out of places to bury
>> > > people. So, they would dig up coffins
>> > > and would take their bones to a house
>> > > and re-use the grave. In reopening these
>> > > coffins, one out of 25 coffins were
>> > > found to have scratch marks on the
>> > > inside and they realized they had been
>> > > burying people alive. So they thought
>> > > they would tie a string on their wrist
>> > > and lead it through the coffin and up
>> > > through the ground and tie it to a bell.
>> > > Someone would have to sit out in the
>> > > graveyard all night to listen for the
>> > > bell. Hence on the “graveyard shift” they
>> > > would know that someone was “saved by the
>> > > bell” or he was a “dead ringer”.
>> > >
>> > >
>> >
It was the only place for animals to get warm, so all the pets… dogs,cats and other small animals, mice, rats, bugs lived in the roof. When it rained it became slippery and sometimes the animals would slip and fall off the roof. Hence the saying, “It’s raining cats and dogs.”
Gotta be true. We all know what good climbers dogs are.
Let’s see, what else. People took baths yearly, but still had nice clean bedding? That can’t be right.
None of it’s true. It’s on Snopes, if you want the explanations…
Moe
November 4, 2000, 7:25pm
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OK, well color me naive and sell me a bridge. That’s why I come here.
Snopes’ take on this one . In general, when you’re trying to verify chain e-mails like this one, Snopes is the place to start. Even more generally, if you need to ask for verification on a chain e-mail, it’s probably false.
Moe
November 4, 2000, 7:59pm
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Damn, beat me to it Chronos. I was going to post the link myself to regain some of the credibility I may have had before opening this thread. Well, what the heck, here it is anyway:
http://www.snopes.com/spoons/fracture/1500.htm
Also in the 1500s, it was tradition for a bride’s veil to be nine yards long. After the wedding, the nine square yards of material was made into a man’s suit, which was sent to the colonies on a ship with nine yard arms. Once it arrived, it was placed in a cement mixer with a capacity of nine cubic yards…
Needless to say,
Here’s another debunking in case you’re interested (scroll down to “Words to the Wise”).
Geez, don’t feel too bad, Moe . If you feel you really must atone, though, we could put you through that marvelous 16th century invention - the Spanking Tunnel! (The Elizabethans thought you were “reborn” after a trip through the Tunnel, hence the term, “brand spanking new.”)