Who said history is boring ?

LIFE IN THE 1500’s Most people got married in June because they took their yearly bath in May and still smelled pretty good by June. However, they were starting to smell, so brides carried a bouquet of flowers to hide the body odor.

Baths consisted of a big tub filled with hot water. The man of the house had the privilege of the nice clean water, then all the other sons and men, then the women and finally the children-last of all the babies. By then the water was so dirty you could actually lose someone in it–hence the saying, “Don’t throw the
baby out with the bath water.”

Houses had thatched roofs – thick straw - piled high, with no wood underneath. It was the only place for animals to get warm, so all the dogs, cats and other small animals (mice, bugs) livedin the roof. When it rained it became slippery and sometimes the animals would slip and fall off the roof-hence the saying “It’s raining cats and dogs.”

There was nothing to stop things from falling into the house. This
posed a real problem in the bedroom where bugs and other droppings could really mess up your nice clean bed. Hence, a bed with big posts and a sheet hung over the top afforded some protection. That’s how canopy beds came into existence.

The floor was dirt. Only the wealthy had something other than dirt, hence the saying “dirt poor.” The wealthy had slate floors that would get slippery in the winter when wet, so they spread thresh (straw) on the floor to help keep their footing. As the winter wore on, they kept adding more thresh until when you opened the door it would all start slipping outside. A piece of wood was placed in the entranceway – hence, a “thresh hold.”

In those old days, they cooked in the kitchen with a big kettle that always hung over the fire. Every day they lit the fire and added things to the pot. They ate mostly vegetables and did not get much meat. They would eat the stew for dinner, leaving leftovers in the pot to get cold overnight and then start over the next day. Sometimes the stew had food n it that had been there for quite a while-hence the rhyme, “peas porridge hot, peas porridge cold, peas porridge in the pot nine days old.”

Sometimes they could obtain pork, which made them feel quite special. When visitors came over, they would hang up their bacon to show off. It was a sign of wealth that a man “could bring home the bacon.” They would cut off a little to share with guests and would all sit around and “chew the fat.”

Those with money had plates made of pewter. Food with a high acid content caused some of the lead to leach onto the food, causing lead poisoning and death. This happened most often with tomatoes, so for the next 400 years or so, tomatoes were considered poisonous. Most people did not have pewter plates, but had trenchers, a piece of wood with the middle scooped out like a bowl. Often trenchers were made from stale bread, which was so old and hard that they could be used for quite
some time. Trenchers were never washed and a lot of times worms and mold got into the wood and old bread. After eating off wormy, moldy trenchers, one would get “trench mouth.”

Bread was divided according to status. Workers got the burnt bottom of the loaf, the family got the middle, and guests got the top, or “upper crust.”

Lead cups were used to drink ale or whiskey. The combination would sometimes knock them out for a couple of days. Someone walking along the road would take them for dead and prepare the burial. They were laid out on the kitchen table for a couple of days and the family would gather around and eat and drink and wait and see if they would wake up–hence the custom of holding a “wake.”

England is old and small and the local folks started running out of
places to bury people. So they would dig up coffins and would take the bones to a “bone-house” and reuse the grave. When reopening these coffins, 1 out of 25 coffins were found to have scratch marks on the inside and they realized they had been burying people alive. So they thought they would tie a string
on the wrist of the corpse, lead it through the coffin and up through the ground and tie it to a bell. Someone would have to sit out in the graveyard all night (the “graveyard shift”) to listen for the bell; thus, someone could be “saved by the bell” or was considered a “dead ringer.”

Whoever said that History was boring ?

I got that in an e-mail, I wonder if there’s a grain of truth in any of it.

Not that much, I’ll bet. Some of is probably true, but come on, how do the dogs get up on the inside roof? And why?

huh. I’d just read this when I saw your thread title.

guess not, eh?

Now THAT would be exciting history…

That story is entirely bogus. See Snopes

You got it in e-mail. When has anything mass forwarded to you in e-mail every been true?

Gullibility virus strikes again!

My goodness!

I seem to recollect a unwritten rule here that stated something like DON’T POST FRIGGIN’ FORWARDS FROM E-MAILS!!!. I remember another guy posted some forwards and got ROASTED by the dopers…like RealityChuck said, forwards are full of crap so don’t even bother posting em…just warning you…you don’t want to end up like the other guy…:wink:

Reoch

I really didn’t know something like that was going around, I just thought it was kind of neat, I thought I’d share. Sorry.

Try reading The Past as Text.

Now, now, now, children.

This is MPSIMS, and not GQ or GD. I found it interesting, whether it’s true or not, dragongirl didn’t claim it was or wasn’t. I agree, she could’ve looked it up to see if it was true or not, but this is MPSIMS, and it is mundane and pointless, isn’t it?

If you are not supposed to post forwarded emails, and she is new, she might not know that. Give people a break sometimes! Jeesh!!

Thanks Anahita, I don’t think I still quilify as new anymore, I’ve been here since last July, but I’ve never run across anything that said"Don’t post e-mails", so again I’m sorry.