**Nothing kills the mood when you’re doin’ it quite like…
Jerrty Orbach in a Silver Jump Suit!**
Racist Dopers?
What is brown sauce?
In Cafe Society:
Does anybody here think the Paris Hilton burger commercial is “soft core porn”?
What goes in your hamburger meat mixture and why?
In New Threads:
Nothing kills the mood faster when you’re doin’ it than…
Your favorite “fancy” pizza
In MPSIMS:
Nothing kills the mood faster when you’re doin’ it than…
Flatulent co-workers, anyone?
Least Attractive Supergroup
Lindsay Lohan
Star Wars nitpick: How could Darth Vader know . . .
Catchy songs
Things that will never stop being funny. Ever.
Flatulent co-workers, anyone?
Your favorite sayings…
Holy shit, I am farting like a motherfuck!
**Your favorite sayings…
Life is a bowl of sequential threads **
Triple-shot MPSIMS pity party:
I crave salt
I might have a stalker
Holy shit, I am farting like a motherfuck!
“I want some SALT!” “Oh yeah? I think I’m being stalked!” “I can beat that …”
Right now in IMHO
**Could Yoda Rule Planet Earth?
Ask the Israeli Guy**
Yeah, those Israeli guys know everything.
Café Society:
Quick! Tell me how to cook seafood!
The SDMB Dr. Zoidberg Appreciation Society
New posts:
**Nothing kills the mood when you’re doin’ it quite like…
Surprise Vomitings**
Here in MPSIMS:
**Sticky: Disclaimer (concerning real life meetings of members)
Nothing kills the mood when you’re doin’ it quite like…
Harmless Doper Crushes **
i dunno…i just thought it was funny. 
IMHO
**Ask the Israeli Guy
What’s the difference between an electrician and an electrical engineer?**
Would he know?
Cafe Society
**Recast STAR WARS with the cast of a TV show
Green-er Acres in Heaven–Eddie Albert dead at 99**
The choices are getting limited.
Common law crimes
Peeing in the back yard to scare off coyotes
Big-endian or Little-endian?
Two tipping questions
Why are Mac people so evangelical?
Things you just don’t get.
Reality TV
Have you maintained a home swimming pool?
Cockfighting
I may get screen credit on The History Channel
A new low, all around
insecure web designers and no right-click
Poll: Elvisl1ves is an asshole?
They’re not serious, right?
In the Pit:
**msmith537, What is your major malfunction?
Surprise Vomitings
Giraffe, Best. Pit. Cleaner. Ever. **
**New Airport Security scanners will allow screeners to see you naked
A new low, all around. **
This Is What You Deserve When You Buy From The Big Boxes
Pagans, Athiests, and Mormons, beware!
From GQ:
**the Fishnet underwear sewn into swim shorts, wtf for?
Common law crimes
Peeing in the back yard to scare off coyotes **
Well, I didn’t get that dream job…
Complete underwear devastation of slapstick proportions
in MPSIMS
Things that will never stop being funny. Ever.
Booby trapped restrooms
Surprise Vomitings
Complete underwear devastation of slapstick proportions
Sexual Heali…YOW!
How do I find a good doctor?
:dubious:
Seen right here in MPSIMS, just a couple of seconds ago:
Things that will never stop being funny. Ever.
Booby trapped restrooms
Yeah–that would be one heck of a practical joke.
That pair of threads is immediately followed by this pair, in a rare case of sequential pairs of sequential threads:
Pregnant Dopers - how YOU doin’?
Almost died at breakfast this morning
Ooh…so, not too good, huh?
And somehow I managed to miss KeithT’s post.
Feh. Brain fart. I blame my present insomnia.
In MPSIMS:
**Cockfighting
If you don’t stop, you’ll go blind!**
Heheheh.