Beat me to it. Perfection! 
It’s okay. Some things will never stop being funny. Ever.
From MPSIMS:
Nothing kills the mood when you’re doin’ it quite like…
Hawaiian centipedes! Or, ignorance is bliss
Makes me shudder just thinking of it.
From GQ:
**Do female pop stars have groupies?
DIY:Screwing Through Carpet **
More MPSIMS fun:
**I Weep for the Future.
FIRST fasten your seat belt. THEN start the motor. **
Nothing kills the mood when you’re doin’ it quite like…
What can I do with my new Powerbook
Quick! We need a gift for 14 year old boy!
So I caught my Step-brother comparing his penis with another boy…should I tell?
When was the last time something or someone hurt your feelings?
Reality TV.
What is your favorite tale/moment in the Bible?
The “Land Rider” bicycle
Wedding gift ideas?
Cost of a can of coke.
Ask the Israeli Guy
What can a person do about 18 days of homelessness?
This is just in!
Things that will never stop being funny. Ever.
Booby trapped restrooms.
Just now, in IMHO:
** Life is full of little annoyances. How do you deal with them?
Do you threaten people with physical violence? **
Ah, they’re 1920s-style rest rooms.
Tom Cruise on Oprah. Ouch.
How much weight will one stud hold?
(hee hee hee)
The Straight Dope has entertained me for 12 hours straight…
What is it about being drunk that makes people announce it to the world?
So I’m new to posting here, anything I should know?
Call the internet. Operators are standing by.
In the Pit:
Flush, you lazy bastard! Flush!
Teach your kids some manners, you pricks!
Obviously there have been a spate of Star Wars related threads recently, but this is the first time I noticed 5 in a row all last posted by different people.
R2D2 and C3PO (No one’s been Boxing Star Wars SPOILERS, this will be no different)
Thoughts on Revenge of the Sith (unboxed spoilers)
KOTOR: Kashyyyk and the Dark Jedi
Star Wars: How did the Rebels get the death star plans in ANH?
Attack of the Clones is the best Star Wars movie
So much for sleeping.
James Spader and William Shatner in the Practice… together in bed!
This is Just Creepy
MPSIMS:
**Q: How’s it going Joe?
…And you are? **
Susan
Now in MPSIMS:
** Can You Out-Blasé Me?
…And you are? **
One of these GQ posters is manufacturing sequential threads, I think:
** I have a truly shocking question.
So, if I grab an electric fence, will it shock me. . .**
:dubious:
Now in GQ:
I have a truly shocking question.
So, if I grab an electric fence, will it shock me. . .