I once threw up in my MIL’s purse
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Things that will never stop being funny. Ever**
And you are?
The man that ran over himself
In the pit:
Fuck you Mr Mechanic
Yeah, well fuck you too, dickhead.
Dammit, I do my first one and suddenly I’m seeing them all over the place!
Paging Johnny LA: Chopper Touches Down on TOP of Mt. Everest!
Tuckerfan
How I spent my Saturday
Johnny L.A.
How do you hide from the world?
**Calling All Video-game Playing Dopers **
Right now in GQ:
**Beef Turkey Chicken Pork! Where’s the other meat?
Rats!**
A triple!
MPSIMS:
Pets in situations of Extreme Cuteness
That was the longest six hours of my life
Those poor cats
Susan
**Nothing kills the mood when you’re doin’ it quite like… **
**…And you are? **
in MPSIMS
**I gots me a hankerin’ for fruits and vegetables.
Man dies in meat grinder **
:eek:
MPSIMS:
Holy Crap! I Just Pulled a Bone Bit From My Jaw!
Man dies in meat grinder
(Well, at least we know where the bone came from.)