It’s been my dream in life to write Lifetime movies based on the real life made-up experiences of Dopers.
Who amongst us hasn’t experienced: a stalking mother, an unfaithful sister, murder, life as a hooker with extreme Vitamin C deficiency?
The actual stories? They’ll come in due time. What I need now are the titles for your real-life made-up experiences.
You don’t need to be a woman to participate in this project, just a heart-wrenching journey of betrayal and the willingness to sell your story for a modest sum, to be determined at a later time by the attorneys at Lifetime Entertainment.
So start GENERATING YOUR TITLES! http://www.bredcrumbs.com/lifetime-movie-title-generator/
Happy
Mine:
“I Woke Up Ashamed: The Happy Lendervedder Story”
“Sister, Forgive Me My Murder: Happy’s Story”
“Happy: Not Without My Malignant Baby”
Hey! I created one of these years ago, when my wife was watching these damn things every day. Not nearly as sophisticated, but it works perfectly well for generating Lifetime movie titles.
Simply pick one word from column A and one from column B.
…A…B
Deadly…Lies
Fatal…Desire
Sexual…Beauty
Shattered…Deception
A Stranger’s…Love
A Heart’s…Silence
A Mother’s…Obsession
Abusive…Attraction
Naked…Dreams
Secret…Secrets
Abusive Cooking: My SIL’s Obession with Not Following Recipes.
Shattered Sleep: Restless Legs and TMJ Syndrome Plagued me Nightly.
What My Sore Taught Me: The Life of Revenant Threshold
God, Don’t Leave Me Dead
Vitamin-Poor for Life: The Truth About Eupheamia
Not Without My Obsessed Son
***Overcoming My Stalking: A Promise to My Cousin
What My Numbness Taught Me: The Truth About FairyChatMom
My Purging, My Journey***
I’m reduced to tears already!!