- I’ve received several gifts from Dopers.
- I’ve slept with (“that way”) more than one Doper.
- A Doper flew over 1,000 miles to visit me.
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“it’s all real”
“I KNEW IT!!!”
O p a l C a t
www.opalcat.com
One and three are your truths, two is your lie.
1)I am tired.
2)I am sad.
3)I am Sam I am.
“It’s okay. I wouldn’t remember me either.”
- I steal Bibles from Hotels
- I sold my soul for a dollar
- I’m a legally registered minister
I sold my soul to Satan for a dollar. I got it in the mail.
1)I’ve had beers with 2 major recording artists.
2) in a 4 year period I went from being a Janitor with a high school diploma to a Trainer at the world’s largest software co.
3) I once dated 6 girls at once (each of them thinking we were exclusive) for 3 months.
You always use violence. I should’ve ordered glutinous rice chicken.
Opal - 2
Chris - 3
Surgo - 2
You always use violence. I should’ve ordered glutinous rice chicken.
BMU, your last is the lie.
I sold my soul to Satan for a dollar. I got it in the mail.
A legally registered minister, who steals bibles and sold his soul to Satan for a dollar…hmmm, tough choices but I don’t think you are a registered minister.
Burn, dated 6 girls all at once?? How could you keep them all straight? That has got to be your lie!
Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
Ok, my turn:
1: Had wild three way sex with my (now) husband and a female flight attendant.
2: Drove a Geo Metro coast to coast.
3: Worked with Matthew Broderick on the set of the movie “Election”, which was filmed in Omaha.
Prairie Rose
If you’re not part of the solution you’re just scumming up the bottom of the beaker.
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Was treated to lunch at Sardi’s by an award-winning author.
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Worked on an off-Broadway show with Val Kilmer.
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Dropped out of the same college twice.
The Dave-Guy
“Since my daughter’s only half-Jewish, can she go in up to her knees?” J.H. Marx
My guesses:
OpalCat: 2
ChrisCTP: uhhhhh, 3?
Surgoshan: 1
BurnMeUp: 2
Prairie Rose: 3
DAVEW0071: 3
And now…
neuro-trash grrrl…
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…has vomited exactly once in the past five years.
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…was personally involved in an incident that prompted my hometown’s City Council to ban bottle rockets.
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…never wears deodorant.
An infinite number of rednecks in an infinite number of pickup trucks shooting an infinite number of shotguns at an infinite number of road signs will eventually produce all the world’s great works of literature in Braille.
1> Has tried to kill self by drinking an entire bottle of tequila only to wake up in the shower the morning after without even a hangover.
2> Took belly dance lessons.
3> Could self fellatate.
http://www.madpoet.com
Clerks - Just because they serve you doesn’t mean they like you.
My lie was #3. No further details forthcoming, so don’t ask.
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“it’s all real”
“I KNEW IT!!!”
O p a l C a t
www.opalcat.com
O.K., my turn.
- I used to be a houseboy in an otherwise all-lesbian household in the 70’s, while I was in the U.S.A.F.
- I eat anchovie and pineapple pizzas.
- I have no uvula.
I’m guessing sythe’s either 1 or 3, seeing as a houseBOY would not have an uvula to begin with.
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Upon being pulled over for the first time, instead of crying, as was my plan, I simply got so enraged as to scream “YES, I WAS SPEEDING, JUST GIVE ME THE GODDAMNED TICKET!” to the cop.
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A friend and I almost inadvertantly robbed a German bank once.
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I really REALLY hate Harrison Ford. Personally.
Habit rules the unreflecting herd. - Wordsworth
- I am related to the man who invented the waterpik and the shower massager.
- I sprained both ankles in the same basketball game, kept playing, and made the game winning shot.
- I drink, on average, 1 beer a day.
Have you voted for your favorite, huggable Mullinator today?
- I have been ask to dance by a major actor on braodway-twice
- My hair comes down past my knees
- When I was 5, my mother’s best friend’s sister cut off all my hair
When life throws me a curve ball, my first reaction is to throw
it back. And then I realize, “Hey, I caught it!”
~ Jack Handey
- I have been ask to dance by a major actor on braodway-twice
- My hair comes down past my knees
- When I was 5, my mother’s best friend’s sister cut off all my hair
When life throws me a curve ball, my first reaction is to throw
it back. And then I realize, “Hey, I caught it!”
~ Jack Handey
Um… either you’re joking or you don’t know what an uvula is.
Do they ever take that out surgically? Like with your tonsils or something?
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“it’s all real”
“I KNEW IT!!!”
O p a l C a t
www.opalcat.com
As Barney Fife said…
“I got a uvula, you got a uvula, all God’s children got a uvula.”
Have you voted for your favorite, huggable Mullinator today?
Okay, Neuro-trash grrl has me down cold. “Election” was filmed in Omaha, FWIW, and one of my friends was Broderick’s lighting stand-in. Said Broderick was a real jerk, too.
Prairie Rose
If you’re not part of the solution you’re just scumming up the bottom of the beaker.