Two truths and a lie

Yeah I know I’m not exactly a cheerleader for MPSIMS, but the games are usually interesting.

I’m not sure if this game has been played here or not. The object of this game is to list three things about yourself. Two of them are true and one is a lie. Everyone else has to guess which is the lie.

For example:

  1. Alphagene once dated a Detroit Pistons halftime dancer.
  2. Alphagene once dated a 6’7" Georgetown women’s volleyball player.
  3. Alphagene once dated a woman who was diagnosed as homicidal by a psychiatrist.

Now one of those is a lie and you have to guess which one. And you can only guess if you post two truths and a lie about yourself. They can be social, sexual, occupational, whatever you want. But if you post, you participate, capice?

If anyone gives a damn, I’ll reveal which one is the lie at a later date. At which point, I’ll have three more statements.

Anyone wanna play?


Marge: Your father is… resting.
Bart: “Resting” hung over? “Resting” got fired? Help me out here.

I’ll bite

  1. TaleraRis once dated a church boy.
  2. TaleraRis once got dumped after 9 days.
  3. TaleraRis once dated a HS jock.

I think the first is a lie - just for the hell of guessing.


When are you going to realize being normal isn’t necessarily a good thing?

I think #2 is the lie. No reason for thinking so except Alpha’s posts sound short.
:smiley:

My triad:

  1. I once spent the afternoon skiing with Amy Carter.
  2. I once made jambalaya for Anne Rice.
  3. I once went through a strip club but was looking at all the men.

Live a Lush Life
Da Chef

Oh, come on! It’s all a lie! Alphagene never dated anyone! So, what do I win?


Best!
Byz

Chef, I’m saying #1 for you.

My triad:

1.)Patrick Swayze has been to my house.
2.)I saw Ashley Judd when she was in the UK Hospital (but didn’t get to do a history and physical :frowning: ).
3.)My second cousin is a moderately famous serial killer.

Dr. J

This seems the fun game. Let’s have a go…
Crackwise…

  1. once dated a woman who later dated the Prince of Spain.
  2. has a cousin who plays Ken at Disney World
  3. once dated an Olympic gymnast.

answers:
Alphagene - #2 is a lie
TaleraRis - #3
Chef Troy - #2
DrJ #1

yeah, i’m probably wrong, but who cares


Never give a sword to a man who can’t dance.
– a Celtic motto

  1. ChrisCTP has french-kissed Corey Taylor, lead singer for Slipknot.
  2. ChrisCTP has kissed John DeLancie, best known as “Q” on Star Trek: TNG.
  3. ChrisCTP has kissed Donny Wahlberg, formerly of the New Kids on the Block.

My guesses:
Alpha: 1
Talera: 1
Chef: 1
DoctorJ: 1
Crackwise: 1


“…being normal is not necessarily a virtue. It rather denotes a lack of courage.”

Guesses…

Alphagene - 1
TaleraRis - 3
Chef Troy - 2
Dr. J - 1
Crackwise - 3

Now, my three:

MrKnowItAll…

  1. keeps a jar of caviar “just in case”
  2. used to call himself “Bo Weevil”
  3. chatted amiably with Billy Ray Cyrus on the phone

Chris and Slipknot?? No way hun. I can’t see that happening.

for me

1)I saw Micheal Jordan take some bp before a chicago white sox/cleveland indains game at Comisky Park
2)I met Staind guitarist Mike Mushok after the Family Value tour last summer
3)I have 6 bottles of hard liquor each filled with a different color water on my windowsill


“People must think it must be fun to be a super genuis,
But they don’t realize how hard it is
to put up with all the idiots in the world.”
– Calvin and Hobbes
(__)
/

WallyM7:

  1. Is licenced to fly a Cessna 150.

2: Worked in Saudi Arabia for three years.

3: Foiled a bank robbery.

Okay, here are my guesses:
Alphagene-2
Telaris-1
Chef troy-2
DoctorJ-3
Crackwise-1
ChrisCTP-2
MrKnowItAll-2
Cowgod-1

And now it’s my turn…

  1. I once high-fived Jason Newstead, the bassist for Metallica

  2. I once had hot nasty sex with two women @ once, and they were both strippers.

  3. I once met Zach de La Rocha, front man for rage against the machine, and he signed my backpack.

Hmmmm. this is a lot like that game “I never…” that I played in high shool to get chics into the sac. It has been said before and I’ll say it again, I was an insensitive prick back then.
Noonch.


Fat Guy in a Little Coat,
SDMB Self-Righteous Clique

SmickD.

what a give-away.

#2 is the lie.


Never give a sword to a man who can’t dance.
– a Celtic motto

Oh fun! I’ll play.

Alphagene never dated a 6’7" Georgetown women’s volleyball player. (#2)
TaleraRis never dated a HS jock. (#3)
Chef Troy never spent the afternoon skiing with Amy Carter. (#1)
DoctorJ never had Patrick Swayze over to his house. (#1)
Crackwise never dated an Olympic gymnast. (#3)
ChrisCTP has never kissed John DeLancie, best known as “Q” on Star Trek: TNG.
MrKnowItAll does not keep a jar of caviar “just in case” (#1)
Imthecowgodmoo did not see Micheal Jordan take some bp before a chicago white sox/cleveland indains game at Comisky Park. (#1)
WallyM7 is not licenced to fly a Cessna 150. (#1)
SmickD never had hot nasty sex with two women @ once, let alone strippers. (#2)

Now mine:

  1. Shayna once (no, twice) went out with (and did the horizontal mamba with) a very famous former wide receiver who is now a sportscaster.
  2. Shayna once sat with Chip Carter (President Jimmy Carter’s son) at a Charlie Daniels concert.
  3. Shayna once won $5,000 in the slot machines in Vegas, then partied the night away with her winnings and David Cassidy.

“How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to improve the world.” - Anne Frank

Can I get in ?

Gabriel has :

  • thrown down a couple of beers with the band “Bare Naked Ladies”.

  • strolled through a park in Charlotte with Natalie Merchant.
    Here goes :

Alpha #3
Talera #1
Chef #1
DrJ #1
Crack #2
Chris #1
MrKnow #2
cowgod #3 (I got you pegged as a tricky one buddy)
Wally #3
So Alpha at what point do we reveal our lies ?

  • gotten backstage at a “Dave Matthews Band” concert.

Smick, tell me #2 is true !! Dude, I wanna believe, I wanna believe !!


“A single lifetime, even though entirely devoted to the sky, would not be enough for the investigation of so vast a subject.” - Seneca

well thats F*cked up, the three were in order when I wrote the post , what gives ??

alphagene-2
Taleraris-1
chef T-1
DoctorJ-3
Crackwise- gave his answer
Chris-3
MrKnowitall-3
Cowgood-1
Wally-3
Smick-2 (you wish!!)
Shayna-3
Now my goes-

  1. JL crowdsurfed into the path of Maximum Reality- dancer with the Prodigy
    2)JL was told to “fuck off” by Thom Yorke
    3)Once got mistakenly arrested for bothering sheep

J

“Cast a cold Eye, On Life, On Death, Horseman, ride by”
W.B. Yeats

Alpahgene: 1
TaleraRis: 3
Chef Troy: 1
Doctor J: 3
crackwise: 1
ChrisCTP: 1
MrKnowItAll: 2
Imthecowgodmoo: 1
WallyM7: 3
SmickD: 2
Shayna: 3

Pooch has:

  1. been stranded on an island in the Aleutians with a Athabascan boat whore

  2. hitchiked from Miami to San Francisco in 48 hours

  3. been kicked out of town (Taos, NM)

Oh, this is so much fun? When do we get to tell?

Guesses for those who posted after me:
Mr Knowitall: 3
CowGod: 1
Wally: 2
Smick: 2
Shayna: 3
Gabriel: 2
John Larrigan: 3
Pooch: 1


“…being normal is not necessarily a virtue. It rather denotes a lack of courage.”

Ahem…I didn’t mean to question whether or not this was so much fun. That was supposed to be an exclamatory statement. But you probably already knew that.

Oh, and Alpha? You should be doing some guessing, too, right?


“…being normal is not necessarily a virtue. It rather denotes a lack of courage.”

OpalCat…
One of the Baldwin brothers has paid money to talk to me.
Ice T told me I had a nice butt, but paid me no money.
Vince Neil has paid money to see my boobs.