Two truths and a lie

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Gabe has

#1 Had some brew with those nutty canucks the “Bare Naked Ladies”
#2 Had a very pleasant walk in springtime Charlotte with Natalie Merchant
#3 Had the chance to be backstage in Roanoake, VA during a “Dave Matthews Band” concert

knowing I work in radio might make this an easy one . . . ummmmmmmmm, might

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Coldfire…

  1. did the highest bungee jump in the world;
  2. once drove 284 km/h in a Testarossa;
  3. had a beer with Mark Knopfler, of Dire Straits fame.

Coldfire

"You know how complex women are"

  • Neil Peart, Rush (1993)
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Mullinator has…

  1. Appeared on nationwide television in nothing but towel
  2. dated a girl that later became a lesbian
  3. has received birthday presents from Bob Dole

Have you voted for your favorite, huggable Mullinator today?

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Hahaha, wow! You people have A) had some amazing brushes with greatness, and B) shown great skill in bullshitting.

I’ve enjoyed watching people get mine wrong (or maybe right…I ain’t telling until Alpha says we can)…

Live a Lush Life
Da Chef

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OfficeGirl…

  1. was once assaulted by a whacked-out guy who believed he was Jesse James

  2. has the longest tongue in Kansas City

  3. has three invisible friends named Lemon, Orange, and Lot

OfficeGirl’s Cubicle Farm

“Argue for your limitations; sure enough, they’re yours.”

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OK, here’s mine—

  1. I once starred in an Off-Broadway show
  2. I once sang backup on a recording
  3. I was a radio announcer
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Okay, if it’s not too late:

ReservoirDog has:

  1. Ridden an Arabian stallion through the Sahara Desert.
  2. Run naked through the jungles of Indonesia.
  3. Rowed across the English Channel with a few friends in a too-small boat.

My guesses:

Alpha - 1
Talera - 3
Chef - 2
Dr.J - 1
Crack - 3
Chris - 3
MrKnow - 2
cowgod - 1
Wally - 3
Smick - 2
Shayna - 3
J.L. - 3
Pooch - 1
OpalCat - 1
Gabriel - 1
Coldfire - 1
Mullinator - 3

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I’m sure all my guesses will be wrong:
Alpha: 1
Talera: 3
Chef: 3
DoctorJ: 1
crackwise: 2
ChrisCTP: 3?
Mr. Knowitall: 1
Imthecowgodmoo: 1
WallyM7: 3
SmickD: 2
Shayna: 3
Gabe: 2
JohnLarrigan: 3
Pooch: 2
OpalCat: 3
Coldfire: 2?
Mullinator: 2
OfficeGirl: 2
Eve: 1? 2? 3? ???
Reservoir Dog: 1

Eden has:

  1. Slept in Slug Signorino’s house
  2. Met Sylvester Stallone
  3. Interpreted for a member of the Supreme Soviet
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wow, i lost track of everyone’s posts.
it occurs to me that i must be unbelievably naive.

alright here are mine. let’s see if anyone has a better lie detector than mine…

  1. Melanie has never used any illegal narcotic or even smoked pot(ok, i did have a cigarette once, but much like our president, i didn’t inhale)

  2. Melanie is ambidextrous. i write equally illegably with both left and right hands, but i tend to favor the left

  3. even though Melanie is a gourmet chef, her favorite meal is McDonald’s french fries
    and a Diet Coke
    ok,

I’m pink therefore I’m Spam

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Alpha: 2
Talera: 1
Chef: 1
DoctorJ: 2
crackwise: 1
ChrisCTP: 3
Mr. Knowitall: 1
Imthecowgodmoo: 1
WallyM7: 3
SmickD: 1
Shayna: 2
Gabe: 2
JohnLarrigan: 3
Pooch: 1
OpalCat: 1
Coldfire: 3
Mullinator: 1
OfficeGirl: 2
Eve: 2
Eden: 1

Libertarian has:

  1. Played piano with Sly Stone.
  2. Clogged up a toilet at the Fairmont Hotel.
  3. Showed the governor of South Carolina how to use Paradox.
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  1. My wedding gift from James Ellroy was a complete CD set of Wagner’s RING OF THE NIBELUNG.

  2. My high school girlfriend was the Head Cheerleader for the football season.

  3. I have never finished reading MOBY DICK.

Uke

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I can never tell when people are lying and I like to think all of your adventures are true, except that 2nd one of SmickD’s. Here are mine:

Miss Davis has:

  1. Been to a party at Boy George’s house.
  2. Shared a table with the Beastie Boys at a bar in NY.
  3. Become involved with a high ranking US diplomat on a transatlantic flight.

Take my advice, or I’ll spank you without pants.

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For bullshit-clarification reasons, please define “to become involved”.

Coldfire

"You know how complex women are"

  • Neil Peart, Rush (1993)
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Knowing Ike, I’m gonna guess 3) is his lie. Though maybe it’s a trick question . . . I’ll have to think about that cheerleader . . .

OK, Ike, what about mine?

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Eve: If your #1 had been was IN an off-Broadway show, I would say #3 was the lie. But I’ll have to go for Number One.

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[list=1][li]I know the person who introduced Jacqueline Bouvier to Jack Kennedy.[/li][li]I saw (and came within 3 ft. of) Sandra Bullock at the airport.[/li][li]Through marriage, I am related to Rob Lowe.[/list=1][/li]

Wrong thinking is punished, right thinking is just as swiftly rewarded. You’ll find it an effective combination.

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The list is too long for me to remember but I am guessing #3 for Alpha.

Here are mine:
Has had plastic surgery.
Was married to a preacher’s kid.
Cooked dinner for Elisabeth Kubler-Ross.

I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature!

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As involved as one can become on a large plane without adjourning to the facilities.

Take my advice, or I’ll spank you without pants.

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Alpha: 2
Talera: 2
Chef: 2
DoctorJ: 1
crackwise: 1
ChrisCTP: 3
Mr. Knowitall: 1
Imthecowgodmoo: 1
WallyM7: 2
SmickD: 2
Shayna: 2
Gabe: 1
JohnLarrigan: 1
Pooch: 2
OpalCat: 1
Coldfire: 3
Mullinator: 1
OfficeGirl: 2
Eve: 2
Eden: 1
Libertarian: 1

Hmmm. Funny how these things have centered around celebrities. But that’s OK - I can play, and I don’t even have to use my Bob Eubanks story!

  1. Lauren Tewes once tried to kick me in the crotch.
  2. I was once stopped by the police in Blacksburg, Virginia, for driving in a car with a sign that said, “Attention, car thieves: this car is already stolen.”
  3. I am a member of the Screen Actor’s Guild.
  • Rick
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Guesses:
Alfalfagene - 1 is a lie.
Talera - 1 is a lie.
Cheffy - 2 is a lie. Jambalaya has rice in it… too much of a coinky-dink.
DoctorJ - 1 is a lie.
Crackwise - 3 is a lie.
Chris - 3 is a lie.
MrKnowItAll - 2 is a lie.
cowgod - 3 is a lie.
Wally - 3 is a lie.
Smick - 2 is a lie.
Shayna - 3 is a lie.
Gabriel - 2 is a lie.
John - 2 is a lie.
Opal - 3 is a lie.
Coldfire - 1 is a lie.
Mull - 1 is a lie.
OfficeGirl - 3 is a lie.
Eve - 3 is a lie.
Reservoir - 3 is a lie.
Eden - 2 is a lie.
Melanie - 2 is a lie.
Libertarian - 1 is a lie.
Uke - 3 is a lie.
missdavis - 1 is a lie.
AWB - 3 is a lie.
Crackwhore - 3 is a lie.
Bricker - 1 is a lie.

Mine:

  1. Shaun Cassidy sent me concert tickets in response to a fan letter.
  2. I shared an Austrian cable car with Bob Hope.
  3. I was caught fellating my husband in public.

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.