Two Truths and a Lie, Part 2

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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This is a great game, but the other thread is too long to wade through. May I start a new one?

Here goes:
Zette once dated a member of the Miami Dolphins

Zette once drank 13 shots of tequila

Zette drives a motorcycle

Go!

Love is like popsicles…you get too much you get too high.

Not enough and you’re gonna die…
Click here for some GOOD news for a change Zettecity

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#2, Zette - I can’t see you doing that and living to type about it!

Bricker once had a sexual relationship with a mother AND daughter, although not at the same time.

Bricker once flunked out of college.

Bricker sang the role of Don Jose in a regional tour of Bizet’s Carmen.

  • Rick
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Bricker, your lie must be #2 (I’m familiar with your tricky puzzles!), and Zette’s lie is also #2.

Arnold:

  1. has eaten sushi with princess Stephanie of Monaco.
  2. has spoken with Patrick Stewart (the actor from Star Trek, TNG)
  3. has thrown a snowball at the Prince of Liechtenstein.
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Zette-#1
Bricker-#1

lets see mine…

  1. I once played video games with Dennis Rodman.
  2. I once crushed Vinnie Johnson’s cookies.
  3. I was once rebuffed by Barry Sanders in a bar.
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Oops Arnold I missed ya.
I vote for #1 of yours too!

-Frankie

“Mother Mercy, can your loins bear fruit forever?/Is your fecundity a trammel or a treasure?”
-Bad Religion

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Darn good idea Zette.
Since I posted a new set of 3 at the tail end of the long thread, I’ll repost them here.

  1. Mullinator has spent about an hour debating the NBA’s illegal defense with Kevin Costner.
  2. Mullinator restricted his dating to cheerleaders due to his status as high school big man on campus.
  3. Mullinator once cut off the electricity to his high school while working as a teacher’s aide.

Have you voted for your favorite, huggable Mullinator today?

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Brick, I’m callin’ you on Item #1! (Unless, of course, you’re Tad Martin.)

  1. StoryTyler actually likes Cheez Whiz.

  2. StoryTyler left a <font size=1>teeny-tiny</font size=1> bit of graffiti somewhere in the Hermitage (Leningrad).

  3. StoryTyler has written a book, appeared several times on stage and TV, and has sung a solo on a rock album.

StoryTyler
“Not everybody does it, but everybody should.”

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Zette- #2, otherwise you’d be more prevalent in Guy Stuff.
Bricker- #1 (and, they were strippers!)
Arnold- #1
Frankie- #1
Mullinator- #1. I detect a trend in my voting.
StoryTyler- #1.

My three:
John Corrado was kicked out of Switzerland.
John Corrado was captain of his high school’s cross-country team.
John Corrado once worked as a door-to-door vinyl siding salesman.

JMCJ

This is not a sig.

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Frankie, #1
Mullinator, #2
StoryTyler, please say it’s #2
John Corrado, #1 (the swiss love everybody)

Ha! Fooled you all!
Arnold:

  1. has eaten sushi with princess Stephanie of Monaco.
    True. In 1985, I was in a sushi bar in Hollywood, and sitting next to me was princess Stephanie. My friend (another swiss guy) recognized her and we chatted with her, and we even swapped sushi tidbits. She was with some french restaurateur in LA that she was dating at the time, according to tabloids.

  2. has spoken with Patrick Stewart (the actor from Star Trek, TNG)
    True, once after a benefit play hosted for a non-profit organization I’m involved with (Amnesty International.)

  3. has thrown a snowball at the Prince of Liechtenstein.
    False. I saw the outside of the castle in Vaduz, but it was in the summer, and the prince was nowhere to be seen.

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#1 Burn once had a blind date who turned out to be the sister of a married women he dated once and found out when the married woman and her prison inmate husband were the second party on the double date

#2 Burn once broke a tooth in the act of lovemaking in a hyundai and kept on going, swallowing blood and bits of tooth for 20 more minutes.

#3 Burn once had sex on the balcony of a hotel in Salt Lake City overlooking the Mormon temple with a Daughter of a Mormon Bishop

If you feel that you must suffer, then plan your suffering carefully–as you choose your dreams, as you conceive your ancestors.

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Jeez Arnold… you didn’t even give us an hour to guess! At least wait a day or so!

–
“it’s all real”
“I KNEW IT!!!”
O p a l C a t
www.opalcat.com

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I’m not good on guessing, so sorry.

  1. TripleAnt has a football signed by members of the NY Jets because he was in the hospital.

  2. TripleAnt’s brother once sold a computer to Tim Allen

  3. TripleAnt once talked to Tom Hanks because he dialed the wrong number.

“The idea of a walk-in closet sounds frightening. If I’m ever sittin’ at home and a closet walks in, I’m gettin’ outta there.” ~George Carlin

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Zette: 2
Bricker: 2
Frankie: 3
Mullinator: 2
StoryTyler: 2 (I hope!)
John Corrado: 3
BurnMeUp: 2 (and if it isn’t, I don’t wanna know…)
TripleAnt:1

Now mine:

  1. Catrandom totaled four cars in five years.
  2. Catrandom was once abandoned at a stranger’s party by a gentleman who went home with another boy. (I swear, he was straight when we left the house!)
  3. Catrandom turned down a chance to have lunch with Tommy Lee.
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The new guy weighs in with his guesses:

Zette: 1
Bricker: 1
Arnold W: Spilled the beans, so no guess for you :slight_smile:
Frankie: 2
Mullinator: 1
StoryTyler: 1
John Corrado: 3
BurnMeUp: 1
TripleAnt: 3
Catrandom: 2

And another set of two truths and a lie:

  1. TMR has thrown snowballs at a police car.
  2. TMR has eaten a cricket.
  3. TMR was once cursed out by Dicky Barrett of the Mighty Mighty Bosstones.

–
TMR

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APB has:

  1. Murdered a man for his wallet and hidden the body in the woods, never to be found.
  2. Committed espionage for no less than three foreign governments, compromising American security for decades to come.
  3. Refused, in his Puckish way, to abide by the rules of these “two truths and a lie” threads.
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Well, I went ahead and posted in the other thread before I noticed this one. So, I’ll just repost my statements here. And while I’m at it, the first set recieved so little attention that I’m going to repost them too. (WallyM7, John Corrado, and anyone else who has read the answers I already posted in the other thread are disqualified from the first set.)

neuro-trash grrrl:

A1. has been the victim of three attempted stabbings, the first when she was seven years old.

A2. once had sex with a guy who could sodomize himself with his own penis.

A3. has never double-posted.

B1. Briefly played bass with a punk band in high school, until they decided to add a horn section and become a ska band.

B2. Has not gotten laid in over a year and a half.

B3. Has never been to any foreign countries except Canada and Mexico.

And now, here are my guesses.
Zette: 2
Bricker: 2
Arnold: 3
Frankie: 1
Mullinator: 2
StoryTyler: 1
John Corrado: 2
BurnMeUp: 2
TripleAnt: 3
Catrandom: 3
TMR: 2 (I definitely believe #3. At a concert in Albuquerque, he once dove into the crowd and tried to punch somebody.)
APB: 3

An infinite number of rednecks in an infinite number of pickup trucks shooting an infinite number of shotguns at an infinite number of road signs will eventually produce all the world’s great works of literature in Braille.

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Here’s my guesses, I hope I am right as I hate being wrong. :smiley:
Zette: 1
Bricker: 2
Arnold W: 3
Frankie: 2
Mullinator: 1
StoryTyler: 1
John Corrado: 3
BurnMeUp: 1
TripleAnt: 3
Catrandom: 2

My three, the lie in which no one will guess:
Lexicon has

  1. Posted as SmickD but changed to Lexicon for reasons unknown even to him.

  2. Been fired over (at least?) 16 times, from the same place for different reasons each time.

  3. Been shot at 3 times and very nearly hit once.
    I know, I know, many of you probably think they shoulda been a better shot. :wink:
    What say?
    Noonch.

how did it start? well i don’t know i just feel the craving. i see the flesh and it smells fresh and it’s just there for the taking…
VvvV

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Chef Troy was once asked, because of his physical appearance, to impersonate the Emperor of Japan at a series of public appearances over a period of about four weeks.

Chef Troy once shared a table in a restaurant with two lesbians he had just met; hot sweaty sex followed, in which Chef Troy took enthusiastic part.

Chef Troy was once pulled on stage to sing backup with Kinky Friedman and the Texas Jewboys.

Live a Lush Life
Da Chef

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(repost)

• OpalCat has been kissed on the cheek by Steve Case
FALSE …but I have shaken his hand.
• OpalCat has danced topless for one of her former high school teachers.
TRUE …he was my Health teacher from high school… I got to embarrass him by dedicating a song to him on stage and having the DJ say “This one goes out to Mr Easterday, who taught her everything she knows bout Sex Education” hahah! He was there with about 8 of his friends too
• OpalCat dropped out of high school.
TRUE … Yup. I dropped out of high school my senior year due to illness… I had missed too many assignments PLUS my midterms and had no chance of passing 2 of my classes, which happened to be required courses. So I dropped out, moved to Phoenix with my boyfriend and started college. I got high school credit for my college courses and got a diploma from my high school in the end.
Next:
• Opal’s site was in Entertainment Weekly
• Opal’s site was on Fox Files
• Opal’s site was on CNN Headline News

–
“it’s all real”
“I KNEW IT!!!”
O p a l C a t
www.opalcat.com

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Well, I think I’ve got a for sure with #3 being the lie from APB9999

For the rest of y’all…

Lies:

TMR - 2
Catrandom - 3
TripleAnt - 3
Burn - easy - 1
Corrado - 3
Mullie - 2
Brick - 3 (the other 2 are easy to believe)
Frankie - 2

Another (well, the rest of y’all are doin’ it) trio from beatle:

  1. beatle has jumped (with parachute) out of an airplane shortly before it crashed;
  2. beatle has lived with a woman who lived with her parents in a small two bedroom apartment for several months without her automatic rifle totin’ (and usually besotten) daddy ever knowing such;
  3. beatle was 1-A with a lottery # of 52 in 1972 and didn’t get called up for service;