Ha—everybody BUT Ike got it right! 2) was the lie.
I’ll try and answer so far…
Alphagene - 2
TaleraRis - 3
Chef Troy - 3
DoctorJ - 1
Crackwise - 2
ChrisCTP - 1
MrKnowItAll - 1
Imthecowgodmoo - 1
WallyM7 - 3
SmickD - 2
Shayna - 3
Gabriel - 2
JohnLarrigan - 3 (you probably DID bother the sheep, 
)
Pooch - 2
OpalCat - 1
Mullinator - 3
OfficeGirl - 2
Eve - 2
ReservoirDog - 2
Eden - 1
melanietarrant - 3
Libertarian - 1
Ukelele Ike - 2
missdavis102 - 1
AWB - 1
PurpleCrackWhore - 1
Bricker - 3
Canthearya - 2 (is fellating a verb, even??)
So when do we reveal?
Coldfire
"You know how complex women are"
- Neil Peart, Rush (1993)
Heck, I have a lot of time before my next class…
Alpha- 3
Talera- 3
Chef- 2
Doctor- 1
Crackwise- 1
Chris- 1
MrKnow- 2
ImTheCow- 1
Wally- 3
Smick- 2
Shayna- 3
Gabriel- 2
…How much time do you think I have?? I’ll skip a few, sorry 
Office- 2
Eve- 3
Reservoir- all of them…
Eden- 3
Mel- 3
Liber- 2
Ukulele- 1
Miss- 1
AWB- 1
Enough already, here are mine
- I have been to Italy, where I became fluent in Italian, as well as English and Spanish (I’ve been the Spain)
- When tracking back in family history, found that I am in fact a relative in Daniel Boone.
- My Grandmother’s cousin was a star on the TV series “Bewitched”
Takers? Anyone?
The best things in life are Italian…that’s the thing, though…I’m not Italian.
I like the fact that people have picked all 3 of mine to be a lie.
I can’t wait until the truths are revealed, mainly because this is an eye-opening peek into SDMBers lives.
Have you voted for your favorite, huggable Mullinator today?
I like the fact that people have picked all 3 of mine to be a lie.
I can’t wait until the truths are revealed, mainly because this is an eye-opening peek into SDMBers lives.
Have you voted for your favorite, huggable Mullinator today?
I get the drift that no one believes my MJ story… but I won’t tell just yet!
Alphagene - 1
TaleraRis - 3
Chef Troy - 3
DoctorJ - 3
Crackwise - 1
ChrisCTP - 1
MrKnowItAll - 2
WallyM7 - 3
SmickD - 2
Shayna - 1
Gabriel - 2
JohnLarrigan - 3
Pooch - 1
OpalCat - 3
ColdFire- 1
Mullinator - 3
OfficeGirl - 2
ReservoirDog - 2
Eden - 1
melanietarrant - 1
Libertarian - 1
Ukelele Ike - 1
missdavis102 - 1
AWB - 1
PurpleCrackWhore - 3
Bricker - 2
Canthearya - 3
Y2Sandgirl- 2
“People must think it must be fun to be a super genuis,
But they don’t realize how hard it is
to put up with all the idiots in the world.”
– Calvin and Hobbes
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In my list, number two is false (though I did stay there). Numbers one and three are true.
I’m revealing mine, because my head is going to explode from all the snickering I’m doing.
#3 is a lie. I have never kissed Donny Wahlberg, although I probably coulda gotten my tongue to touch his shoe at a New Kids concert when I was twelve.
I kissed John deLancie on the cheek at one of those silly Star Trek conventions. I only went because I had a crush on him.
I kissed Corey Taylor in his backyard…pre-Slipknot. He tasted like cigarettes, but I’m sure I did, too. I have the distinct position in our circle of being the only woman who never actually slept with him.
“…being normal is not necessarily a virtue. It rather denotes a lack of courage.”
Aww heck, I’ll go ahead and reveal mine.
#1 was “Appeared on nationwide television in nothing but towel”
True Late 1993, ESPN, I was in the beckground of an interview with Bobby Cremins. I had just stepped out of the shower. I was subsequently happy to be in pretty good shape.
#3 was “has received birthday presents from Bob Dole”
True My grandma and mom werer both born in Russell, KS, Bob’s hometown. They knew him. For my first couple of birthdays he sent along some Senate memorabilia.
#2 was “dated a girl that later became a lesbian”
FalseHappened to my best friend, but it sounded slightly more realistic than my 2 truths.
Have you voted for your favorite, huggable Mullinator today?
ok, i’ll spill the beans too.
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Melanie has never used any illegal narcotic or even smoked pot(ok, i did have a cigarette once, but much like our president, i didn’t inhale)TRUE, i’m a good girl
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Melanie is ambidextrous. i write equally illegably with both left and right hands, but i tend to favor the left FALSE, i am strongly right handed
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even though Melanie is a gourmet chef, her favorite meal is McDonald’s french fries
and a Diet CokeTRUE, i don’t know why, i guess there is no accounting for taste
I’m pink therefore I’m Spam
Oh, Byz. While your white-hot jealousy is apparent to all, I feel you can no longer live in denial. I have dated many many women.
The correct lie in my list is #2.
I’m thinking maybe we should keep our guesses to ourselves. It’s so hard to keep track and I’m not keeping score or anything. It also makes the thread really long. If you got it right you can have deep personal satisfaction. Or something.
I’ll post my next three in a bit.
Marge: Your father is… resting.
Bart: “Resting” hung over? “Resting” got fired? Help me out here.
Eve never sang backup on a recording.
Lib never clogged a toilet. (His sh*t don’t . . .)
Chris never kissed Donnie Wahlberg.
SmickD never had hot nasty sex with to women @ once, and they were both strippers.
- SM once gave a ride to serial killer Aileen Wournos
- SM once knocked out a world middleweight champion.
- SM has been apprehended by the authorities (traffic violations excluded) in 3 countries.
The best lack all conviction
The worst are full of passionate intensity.
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M2U was once thrown out of Alpine Valley for pulling a knife on someone.
M2U played the flute professionally at one time.
M2U won a blue ribbon for a speech given at the Illinois State Fair when she was in 4H.
oooh, I like this game.
1.) SwimmingRiddles hitchhiked to Montreal when her car broke down for the first Lilith Fair.
2.) SwimmingRiddles once spent 25 hours sleeping on 41st waiting for tickets to a certain Broadway show.
3.)SwimmingRiddles has legally changed her first name, as it was “Noreen.”
Habit rules the unreflecting herd. - Wordsworth
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I was given a huge diamond at the age of 6 by a guy in my class.
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I once found the loot from a big robbery in town, but the other kids and I burried most of it and the police couldn’t find it all.
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I know what the guys from Geat Big Sea take in their coffee.
Bricker is the only guy who got my number. I’ve never been anywhere near Saudi Arabia.
I’m kinda ticked off that you guys think I’m incapable of foiling a bank robbery. Here’s the straight dope:
I parked my car and went across the street to the liquor store. I knew I boxed in the guy behind me but I wasn’t going to be long… Yeah, it was the robber’s getaway car. He was moving back and forth trying to get out. This cost him some valuable time. In frustration, he rammed my car and finally got out, but was nailed a half a block away.
Three hundred bucks damage to the car. Nope, didn’t get my name in the papers.
Incidentally, I haven’t flown in nearly 20 years (too expensive!) so I would have to get my license validated with a re-test if I wanted to go for a buzz, but still…
Here in Canada, you can get a private license with 35 hours of instruction. But it’s about $ 180 bucks per hour, plus another couple of grand for Ground School. It’s a rich man’s hobby.
I don’t have to do drugs to mess up my head. I went to Catholic school.
Nobody guessed mine right. You guys guessed the other two were lies! Stephen Baldwin has paid me to sit and talk with him (and subsequently decided that I was insane). I have table danced for Vince Neil. Ice T was in the club one night, but I wasn’t working that night so I didn’t meet him, and he never commented on my butt.
Ok how about a different flavor:
• OpalCat has been arrested for felony Grand Theft Auto, but managed to talk the prosecution into lowering the charge to joyriding.
• OpalCat once had 3 competing meth/coke dealers sleeping in her house at once. All have since been in and out of prison.
• OpalCat once stabbed an IV drug user in the foot with a knife she made herself out of a bar of steel.
whoops, I forgot to post the link: knife
Mojo has:
-Been the landlord for a gay vietnam vet with AIDS who decided to start smoking crack and stiffing the crack dealer.
-Made homemade LSD.
-Gotten Xmas cards from Mayor Marion Barry.
Okay, it wasn’t a trick question.
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James Ellroy DID give us the Wagner RING as a wedding gift. Sir Georg Solti and the Vienna, the first and still the best recording.
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Yes, my steady teen squeeze was the head cheerleader. Yes, she was a blonde. Yes, she was as dumb as a post. Yes, the physical side of the affair was very good indeed.
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The White Whale Lie. I read the whole thing over a ten-day vacation in Maine when I was 23.
Uke