- Sue used to be a ballerina
- Sue has sung for the royal family
- Sue was the champion female wrestler in high school
We are, each of us angels with only one wing,and we can only fly by embracing one another
Sue, number three is a lie. Trust me.
(1) I believe in God.
(2) I once bungee jumped.
(3) I have never gotten into an automobile accident.
Yer pal,
Satan
Geez. I haven’t had nearly the brush of greatness that anyone else has had.
1.) John’s grandfather helped build the Jefferson Memorial.
2.) President Clinton once looked down the shirt of John’s sister.
3.) John once shook hands with Richard Nixon.
JMCJ
This is not a sig.
Ha! I know Ike better than he knows me!
-
I actually did star in a (very bad) Off-Broadway show, which ran for nearly 2 years. I got good reviews, which only shows how low the critics’ standards were back in the early '80s.
-
Nope, never sang on a record.
-
I was very briefly an announcer on a big band radio station in Baltimore.
I’m gonna guess that—
• Satan doesn’t believe in God
• Opal never stabbed anyone (at least not in the foot)
• Sue was never a ballerina
I can’t believe the few people who guessed about mine think #1 is a lie. I really have been to a party at Boy George’s house. It happened that I was spending Christmas with my gay ex-boyfriend who lived in London. (That in itself is a pretty farfetched story, but wait.) He was friends with a guy who had worked for Jean Paul Gautier and so was part of the “in-crowd”, if only on the edges. This guy knew someone who had actually been invited, and as a lucky (?) consequence of being a friend of a friend of a friend of an invitee, I got to go. George’s home was tastefully decorated, the food was up to standard, the guests were raucous, much fun was had and many beverages consumed. Alas, I don’t recall as much of the evening as I would like.
Number 2 is a lie, but only because it happened to a former boyfriend and not me.
Number 3 is also the truth, but in the interest of national security I will say no more about it.
Take my advice, or I’ll spank you without pants.
Ah, its all in the wording, ya know ?
No one got mine right either.
Yes, I was backstage with some listners last summer in Raleigh who got to meet the Bare Naked Ladies, as did I. I was drinking an IceHouse, a couple members of the band were sipping on Heinikens . . . so we drank some beer together. Those guys were very friendly, and guess what . . . they all now have “a million dollars”.
Yes, I did have a nice walk with Natalie Merchant in Charlotte, me and about 25 other fans who won my stations contest to meet her. She was playing Tremont Music Hall and came outside to greet us. She said she had some pent up energy so she asked us to walk with her. I did get about 5 minutes one on one time and I was so blown away by how shy and down-to-earth she was. That was a great concert, and I will be a fan of hers forever.
Dave Matthews Band has never and likely will never cater to radio. They simply do not have to. So, no, I have never had backstage passes to any of their shows. However they are my fave live band of all time, and I get free tickets whenever they are near (through the venues not the band).
Swim - #3 is a lie
Angkins - #2 lie
Opal - you didn’t get to meet IceT ? Damn !! he is awesome.
Mojo - #1 lie, buddy
Sue - #2 female wrestling ?? where did you go to school ?
Y2Sandgirl - if the Daniel Boone part is true then we are related
Mullinator - if you played Bball for Georgia Tech, then allow me to begin worshipping you now !! I have been a Jackets fan since birth ! Bobby Cremmins is the man.
“A single lifetime, even though entirely devoted to the sky, would not be enough for the investigation of so vast a subject.” - Seneca
Only Libertarian guessed mine right.
This is true. He got to know my next-door neighbor while he was shooting “Next of Kin” in Kentucky. He came to visit them one day, and they brought him over. Unfortunately, we weren’t home. 
This is a lie. I have seen her at several basketball games, though.
This is true, but not technically–after I thought about it, he is my first cousin once removed. Donald Harvey, aka the Angel of Death. I’ve never met him, I’ve only briefly met his mother, and I couldn’t pick him out of a lineup if I had to. He’s related, though.
Dr. J
I am obviously not a very good liar (which I guess is a good thing :D). Practially everyone guessed mine correctly. The only ones who didn’t were Libertarian, Bricker & Imthecowgodmoo.
1 was true. I met Ahmad Rashad on a ski trip in Vail. We hung out quite a bit that week, including going out to dinner, dancing and having lunch. He is as nice, charming and polite as he seems on TV (not to mention totally gorgeous - those eyes! sigh). He kept in touch for a while after the trip, but it wasn’t long after that that he started seeing Phylicia Ayers-Allen and then married her.
2 was true. A friend’s cousin was running for State Representative in Illinois and had Charlie Daniels do a concert to help raise money for his campaign. Chip Carter was going all around the country showing support for various democratic candidates, and since we were personal guests of my friend’s cousin, we all hung out together.
3 was totally fabricated. I’ve never met David Cassidy and have spent less than an hour in any Vegas casino.
I’ll try my hand at guessing some of the newer entries later. Right now, lunch is calling my name…
“How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to improve the world.” - Anne Frank
2’s the lie
Gabriel said
Yes, it is true. However, I doubt you would have the same opinion of Cremmins after having heard his less than uplifting pre-game speeches and motivational techniques.
Have you voted for your favorite, huggable Mullinator today?
Okay, my turn. No celebrity encounters, but…
Chaim Mattis Keller (who lives in New York) has:
- Spent over $250 for a set of baseball cards
- Spent over $50 for a comic book
- Spent over $100 for a shirt
Chaim Mattis Keller
ckeller@kozmo.com
“Sherlock Holmes once said that once you have eliminated the
impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be
the answer. I, however, do not like to eliminate the impossible.
The impossible often has a kind of integrity to it that the merely improbable lacks.”
– Douglas Adams’s Dirk Gently, Holistic Detective
I guess MPSIMers don’t get over to GQ that often!
My number 2 is a lie: I never met Sylvester Stallone. I have slept in Slug Signorino’s house (where, I ain’t sayin’) and I did interpret for a member of the Supreme Soviet.
Reveal, reveal! This is fascinating.
Too easy, CMK! You’ve never spent over a hundred bucks on a shirt; you’re not the type to spend money foolishly.
cmkeller, #3 is a lie.
If it isn’t, it ought to be.
Okay, I’ll come clean.
TRUE. It happened when I was about 12. When snow skiing alone, you are supposed to yell “single!” in the lift line so they can pair you with another loner. I wound up with this little girl about my age, and while we rode up the mountain I noticed that both of the people in front of us and both of the people in back of us were wearing identical red-white-and-blue ski hats. (no foolin’.) I commented on this to my seat mate and she said, “Yeah, they’re my secret service guards. You’d think they’d be a little less obvious.” She invited me to ski with her – I think she was starved for kid time after being surrounded by secret service guys all day – and we had a great time.
FALSE. I like her books but we’ve never met. (BTW, the “rice/Rice” thing was a coincidence, not a clue.)
TRUE. But it wasn’t what it sounds like. I was visiting my brother on the set of a low-budget action thriller (he was in the crew). They were shooting in a closed strip club that shared a parking lot with several open ones. At the lunch break, one of the stars decided to go stare at boobies instead of eat, so they handed him a walkie-talkie and told him to come back when called. Of course he didn’t, and of course there was no one who wasn’t already doing something, so the director asked me to go pry the idiot out of there. It was an ironic moment: My first time in a strip club, and I had to look at all the men. sigh.
Live a Lush Life
Da Chef
Not as exciting as some of the others, but here are mine:
1)Went on a date with a guy who joined the priesthood 2 weeks later.
2)Donated her bra for decorative purposes to a Cancun bar.
3)Pulled a badly injured teenager out of a foreign night club and to the hospital after he had broken some teeth and split both lips in a drunken fall.
You’re all WRONG!
-
I did see MJ take some batting practice before a baseball game
-
I did not meet Staind guitarist Mike Mushok. I’d love to meet him, but didn’t get the chance since I had nose bleed seats at the show.
-
I have 6 bottles that have been filled with water and colored from used markers and a black light behind em. Coolest homemade thing I’ve ever made. The best part was drinking all the alcohol!
“People must think it must be fun to be a super genuis,
But they don’t realize how hard it is
to put up with all the idiots in the world.”
– Calvin and Hobbes
(__)
/
Mine are dry compared to the rest…
1)TheUnforgiven had perfect attendence throughout all four years of high school.
2)TheUnforgiven has met both Jason Newsted and James Hetfield backstage at a Metallica concert.
3)TheUnforgiven is currently dating the center of his university’s basketball team.
That should read girls basketball team…