An idea I got when something popped into my head.
Take a movie title, change one word, and describe the new movie. For instance:
Full Sequin Jacket: Liberace’s autobiography.
And that just popped into my brain. Frightening, isn’t it?
Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Geezers: Next Cheech and Chong Movie.
Harry Potter and the Kidney Stone
(It kind of explains itself)
Star Trek: Exegesis. Patrick Stewart and Jonathan Frakes comment on the script to the next episode of Enterprise.
Zev Steinhardt
Eating John Malkovich - It’s the next installment in the Hannibal Lecter series…
Last of Them O’Hicans - an Irish clan gathers to bury their patriarch, and a grammar lesson ensues.
(I actually saw this mistake in all its glory, up on a marquee).
A Beautiful Mime
Marcel Marceau’s life is profiled in this Acadamy Award nominated Ron Howard film.
Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Out
The company softball teams for both the Empire and the Rebellion are in the playoffs. An action-packed sports adventure!
The Empire Strikes Out: A British Football (soccer) team erroneously enters an American Baseball tournament, and does not win first place.
<shakes head>
Ei-uh-euh-euh-euh
That’s a hell of a simulpost…
Star Trek III: The Search For Skeezix
- Skeezix is lost in a Temporal Simulpost Anomaly, and the valiant crew must save him. But time is running out!
(Okay, I was going to do a movie called “Dirty Rotten Skeezix”, but I decided to play nice… 
)
Okay, I’ll be the first …
Lord of the Blings …Sauron really wants his jewelry back.
I did not make this up, I read it somewheres.
Good Grief, Vietnam
- Charlie Brown gets drafted into the military
Lethal Whippin’
A dominatrix takes things too far with her clients (this could be a porn movie)
To Live and Lie in L.A.
The U.S. capital moves to the west coast.
GoldFingolfin
James Bond is really a 50,000 yr old Elf with a liscence to kill.
Numb and Number: A dentist takes it to extremes with two patients.
The Hand that Builds the Cradle: an unabashed and uncensored look at life in a cradle manufacturing center.
Star Trek - The Munchkin Picture
Kirk, Spock, and the gang replicate golden tickets to Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory.
Redshirts die.
Back to the Furniture: Michael J. Fox travels in time to save his parents’ business.
Sitter Act: A witness to a mob hit hides out in a daycare centre. (Co-starring Arnold, maybe.)
Anna and the Swing of Siam: A prim English woman joins an Asian dance band.
Oh well, I have to say it.
Pie Noon: A couple of animated eggs return for lunch. 
Under A Hairy Moon
Prince and Jerome shave butts for a living, dreaming and planning for their big break.