MY BIG FAT GEEK WEDDING
The true love story of Bill Gates and his wife.
Jurrasic Pork
Cretacious era porn. (Hey, they mixed periods and eras in the real movie.)
Glade Runner
Futuristic bounty hunter freshens up rooms.
Bravefart
lieu’s autobiography. 
Butch Cassidy and the Snot-nosed Kid
Outlaw Butch Cassidy gets stuck babysitting his sister’s bratty son.
A Knight’s Tail
Medieval porn.
The Occidental Tourist
This guy visits the Orient, see?
Forrest Grump
Pissed off is as pissed off does…
It’s A Mod Mod Mod Mod Mod World
Straight Dope moderators race around the world, looking for the ultimate answer. Many soft porn scenes.
This is eery. I took one of Roger Ebert’s books off the shelf to get ideas. (Okay, I guess that was cheating a little.) It opened to a page with the movie title Life Without Zoe Hmmm…I wonder if that was a sequel to Killing Zoe. At any rate, I don’t like the titles for obvious reasons.
How about Thrilling Zoe? 
The Mouse That Snored
National Velveeta
Come Back to the 5&Dime, Jimmy Carter, Jimmy Carter
The Cook, the Thief, His Wife and Her Bondsman
The Tolerable Lightness of Being
What’s Love Got to Do With Shit?
Of Gerbals and Men
The French Lieutenant’s Vermin
Indiana Jones and the Lust Crusade
I’d better stop now.
Monstre, I rather like “Dirty Rotten Skeezix” as a screen name, actually. Or a safe curse to use around my daughter. Well done.
Indepedence Day Of The Dead: Zombie legislators finally get a radical new amendment to the Constitution before Congress, and eat their brains.
The Imperfect Storm: The storm is bad, the waves are high, and everyone lives to tell the tale.
Big Trouble in Little Italy: A slapstick retelling of The Godfather. Don’t miss the hysterical scene with the head of a Hobby Horse!
Beverly Hills Doc: A reconstructive plastic surgeon from Detroit infiltrates Rodeo Drive practice, roots out a corrupt physician and shows the La-La Landers what real medicine is all about, and it ain’t liposuction and breast implants.
Defending Your Wife: After death, a person’s fate is determined by how well their spouse can explain away their faults and foibles. Not a comedy.
D.C. Confidential: After a number of interns are murdered, three conflicted Justice Department employees must uncover the web of deceit and corruption that led to the deaths.
They Died with Their Freak On: A wild sex romp, as General Custer and the Seventh Cavalry cut loose in the Dakota Territory.
Moulin Luge: Romance, absinthe, sleds, tight rubber suits - this musical has it all.
Pretty in Puce: Teens face the social consequences of wealth, poverty, and really ugly colors.
** Dead Man Talking **: Blind child who hears dead people.
(Could also be about Sean Penn, who should learn when to keep his mouth shut).
** E-vitamin **: Madonna stars in a tale about the discovery of vitamin E.
A couple more…
Chaplain America: A top secret government program to create a super soldier results in a bullet-proof pastor.
When Words Collide: The epic adventure saga of two publishing houses, the merger of the two, and the ensuing paperwork. A twenty minute intermission breaks up the 6 hour story.
Greece: John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John join an exchange student program.
[sub]Bloody Weird Al already stole Conan the Librarian…[/sub]
The Last Picture Frame: The unavailability of any more 8.5 x 11s signals the immenient death of a small town.
Dances With Aardvarks: A termite inspector begins to question his company’s war on insects.
To Have and Have Snot: A jaded American fisherman risks his life to help a group of French fashion designers and a sultry young runway model perform booger checks.
Tommy Kn*ckers
Stephen King meets a very strange woman from the Dope.
on the same marque…
Viva Lost Wages
Elvis revives an old joke and his carreer in Branson.
coming soon…
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Dune
Our own Muad’Dib takes on the evil clone of Dr Jones
Red Poet Society
Commie pinko bastard poets.
Dumpy Old Men: Anna Nicole Smith is looking for love in a Beverly Hills nursing home.
Confessions Of An Androgynous Mind: The life story of Pee Wee Herman.
A Fistful Of Diapers: The Dad with no name battles an evil assemblage of spaghetti poop.
A Few Diapers More: The shit was more widespread than he’d originally realized.
Jeremiah Liebowitz: A Mountain Hebrew seeks a peaceful kosher existance in 1800’s Colorado Rockies.
The Cosign Of All Fears: Nuclear annihilation worries go off on a tangent.
E.T. The Extra Testicle: A misshapen alien makes humans experience a different kind of love altogether.
** Full Moon ** Ryan and Tatum drop their pants.
** Dr. Winnebago ** Russian medic hits the road.