Laid In Manhattan: Courtney Love stars as a bored Long Island housewife who finds lust in the Big Apple.
Beat The In-Laws: Russell Crowe is a natural, as he portrays a husband who’s had enough of his wife’s family.
Two Mules For Sister Catherine: Kathy Bates brings the Off-Broadway smash to the big screen, starring as that wacky Empress of Russia.
Song of the South Central
Disney characters learn to live together in a racially divided neighborhood.
The Hot Check
SNL alums don’t make any money after leaving show.
A Guy’s Thing
Shot from zipper perspective.
Kangaroo Jacque
French Canadian kangaroo. Not funny.
From the theatre:
** Death of the Vampires **–At a cost of $12 million.
** You’re in Town **–What everyone originally thought Urinetown’s title was
** Mamma Waterloo? ** A musical based on the songs of ABBA?
All Quiet On the Western Font
German printing problems.
Animal Hearse
John Belushi’s funeral
The Outlaw Josey and the Pussycats
Clint and a girl band fight evil in the Old West.
Gone With The Wind: He swore she was right behind him, but when he turned to look, lieu’s daughter was across the room. A gut-busting comedy!
Kangaroo Jerk: Paul Hogan stars in this tale of animal husbandry in the Australian Outback.
Terminator 2: Laundry Day: “Arnold Schwarzenegger IS the wierd guy in the corner of the Laundromat”
Divine Secrets of the Yo-Yo Sisterhood
Stories of women that pass on the techniques of cat’s cradle, walking the dog and around the world to their daughters.
Altered Pants
History of a man looking for the perfect tailored trousers.
The Hunt for Red Ketchup
Story set in the future about a man looking for non-green ketchup.
Training Wheels Day
Police drama about two cops that can’t ride bikes and never catch criminals in cars.
Song of the South Park
Cartman, Kenny, et al, do a musical.
Dead Pets Society
Robin Williams make his first appearance in a movie based on a Stephen King classic novel.
The Rocky Mountain Horror Picture Show
A cult classic remake is set in Denver.
The Dot Matrix
A man finds himself living in a virtual world where ancient technology is still used.
Stuart Ladle: A mouse. A soup kitchen. What more could you ask for?
Scents and Sensibility: Three college freshmen argue the merits of farting on an elevator.
Scooby Doob: Shag and Scooby hang out in the Mystery Machine, smoking dope and listening to a 50-minute version of Dark Star. Fred finds out, and…um…what was I saying?
Patch Adams: Cecil tries to quit smoking with Nicotrol.
Willy Wanker and the Chocolate Pie Factory
Weebl and Bob find pie :dubious:
The Chipmunk Vagina Monologues: Alvin, Simon, and
Theodore discuss twatever comes to mind on stage.
It’s A Wonderful Afterlife: George sees what his town and friends would be like if he would never freakin’ die.
To Catch A Queef: A cat burgler takes his job seriously.
The Short But Happy Penis Of Francis Macomber: Daydreaming allows a husband to escape the horrors of reality.
The Bachman, Turner, Overdrive Books. Stephen King writes the biography of a 1970s rock band.
Oops, that’s a book and it uses two words. Let’s try again:
Austin Powers in Gold Card. Austin discovers the joys of unlimited credit.
Lie Hard. John McLean gets caught in a fib, and only makes things worse when he tries to get out of it.
Citizen Kang. One of the Simpson’s space aliens breaks away from comedy to try “serious” film.
The Rocky Balboa Picture Show. Rocky reveals he is a transvestite; now fights in drag.
Crouchin Tiger, Hidden Laxatives.
Basically a nature program, a big cat has recently killed and eaten a tough old wild boar. Perhaps due to him not chewing properly or something the poor thing keeps ‘assuming the squat’ but continually fails to ’ roll his own cigar’.
Friday the 20th: One week later. Not as scary.
The Fridges of Madison County: Traveling photographer captures one county’s refrigerators on film.
The Old Man and the Tree: A determined hunter/gatherer battles a hungry squirrel while trying to get a huge pecan home safely.
Wuthering Tights: Step-siblings fall in love due to a mutual proclivity for spandex.
Once A Great Lotion: A logging family fights chafing in the Pacific Northwest.
some of these aren’t exactly what the OP asked for, but belong on the (possibly defunct) www.movienamegame.com
(I love Moulin Luge, BTW)
How about:
26 Mile: a poor kid from Detroit find out he’s a talented marathoner.
Dude, where’s my Kidney?: Two losers wake up in a tub of ice with no memory of the previous night.
Star Wars II: Attack of the Clowns: Chancellor Palpatine’s secret weapon is the last thing the Jedi Knights expect.
One that some of my friends filmed in high school:
Star Trek II: The Bath of Kahn: The less said about the plot, the better.
Mel Brook’s Young Rammstien: err… I dunno
The Whores Whisperer
Harry Hamlin and the Chamber of Secrets (a sequal to Clash of the Titans, perhaps?)
Gone in 60 Weapons - Big Arnie finally gets his come-up-ence
The Unusual suspects - A clown, a mime, a vet and a dog are arrested and tried for a crime they probably DID commit.
Star Wars IV - a new Dope - Luke, Chewie, Hans, Leia, R2D2, C3PO and Darth get totally high on a new intergalatic dope, and then get a bad case of the munchies.
Star Wars I - The Phantom Dennis - Dennis the Menace makes his first film appearance as the new sith, as his trademark red and black fit the specifications for the new enemy costume.
The Who Towers? - Two previously unknown towers are compared for 3 1/4 hours by a man in a big hat with a stick
The Bobbit - John Wayne Bobbit goes in search of his lost ‘treasure’ (ok not a film, but i couldn’t resist)
Some Like It Pot - Instead of going on the run in an all girl band they get high and get ‘wacked’ by the mob a few hours later, much shorter film.
The Seven Year Bitch - We all see that being married to Marilyn Monroe wouldn’t be all its made out to be
Spinal Rap - Much the same as the original, just focusing on a failing rap band.
Ok got a bit carried away, good game by the way, im sure i’ll think of some more.
Swindler’s List: A spammer sends out unsolicited e-mail for get-rich-quick schemes.
Fryed Greene Tomaytoes: A film by Dan Quayle.
Innuendo: The story of a man and his Italian suppositories. Roger Ebert gives it Two Thumbs Up.
Nanu-nanu of the North: An alien researcher (Robin Williams) lives with an Inuit family.
Screamboat Willie: A slasher takes a river cruise.
Gay porn:
Dirty Fairy: “Feel like getting lucky, punk?” Clint Eastwood comes out…
Play Missy for Me: …and dresses for the occasion.
The Blix Sense: “I see dead warheads.”