The Sound of Muzak:
An Austrian family hides in an elevator to escape evil nazi’s.
The Lavender Hillbilly Mob:
A bunch of gay southern guys rob a bank.
EST of Eden:
Werner Erhard helps angry twin brothers “rewire their conciousness”.
A Fist Full of Kleenex: Clint Eastwood proves that real men can cry.
Men in Black Tights: The story of J. Edgar Hoover’s battles against an Alien Invasion.
Cheers, Keithy
The Frying Game: Saute at your own risk.
Widows Peek: Lonely women become peeping toms. A sad tale.
The Bunt for Reds October: A suicide squeeze will decide if the Cincinnati baseball team makes the postseason.
Tara! Tara! Tara!: The story of Gone With the Wind from the planation’s perspective.
Raiders of the Lost Pork: Indiana Jones races Nazis to find a sacred pig.
The Saltines Falcon: Boy pursues dream to get into Guiness Book of Records by building the world’s largest bird statue out of crackers.
Saving Meg Ryan: Meg quits her acting jobs and joins a convent.
The Little Barmaid: Ariel works in a saloon, but dreams of meeting a prince.
Tales From The Cryptographer: Beware the coming of the Sunday Jumble!
I Spit On Your Grove: The tale of a woman, bent on revenge against the savages who cut down her favorite tree.
Band of the Hand of Brothers: Five troubled youths get one last chance, restoring a dilapidated brownstone on the beach at Normandy.
Sedentary Man: A mortician’s solitary battle against the undead, and hemmarhoids.
Return of the Red-Eye: The tale of a late night flight, full of rowdy and obnoxious passengers. No one will be seated during the excruciating, “I’ll turn this plane around RIGHT NOW if you don’t siddown back there!” sequence.
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Been Her – the story of a crossdresser
The Dessert Rats – In this sequel to all-time favorite war movie The Dessert Fox, A British commando takes charge of a defiant, vastly outnumbered Australian division in their heroic search for Pie…or cake.
The Charge of the Blight Brigade – “Ours is not to wonder why… our is to spread syphilis… and the clap.”
Silence of the Limbs: A documentary to answer the question - if a tree falls in the forest and no one is there, does it make a sound?
Lawrence of Aruba: T. E. Lawrence goes to the island and writes a history of the Netherlands.
101 Gyrations: Demi Moore stars in this sequel to “Striptease”.
Inspector Midget: Emmanuel Lewis gives a brilliant performance as the bionic police inspector who gets the lowdown on bad guys.
A Bug’s Wife: 1995 documentary about the life of Mrs. Jiminy Cricket, and how she dealt with the struggles of her alcoholic and abusive husband.
Spinderella: The life and times of White House Press Secretary Ari Fleischer. Previously released in the U.S. as “True Lies”.
About A NoClueBoy
Prolific Doper trounces Hugh Grant in a matter of seconds
Toad to Perdition
Amphibian gains ability to use a gun to destroy predators and rival toads
The Princess Broad: Westley fights to rescue his larger than life love.
The Sex Sense: I see horny people. They walk around just like everybody else.
There’s Something About Dairy: Heartwarming story about a man who loves his milk.
Chicken Hun: Claymation story about Attilla’s lesser known cowardly cousin, Yella.
Funny!!
Since Doper names are turning into a trend here…
Idle Handy: The tale of a Doper with time to kill, a posessed keyboard, and the evil that results.
Monstre’s Sink: One Doper, armed only with a plunger, takes on a nightmare of a clog.
Chaka Zimbu: An American Doper in Africa
playing as a double feature with
An American Wilson in London: In the grand tradition of Chevy Chase
DeadlyAccurate Reckoning: The insightful thinking of a Doper saves the day!
playing as a double feature with
Throatshot In The Dark: The exciting prequel!
silence of the lieu: A great comedic talent is stricken with laryngitis. Will the SDMB recover?
Dial P for Pizza - Hitchcock becomes less paranoid of the phone and learns the joy of delievery pizza!
Cinnamon Paradiso the life of Julia Child
Jurassic Pork was already done on a Funniest Home Videos or Funniest People show.
The Withered of Oz: Dorothy, the Scarecrow, the Tin Woodsman and the Cowardly Lion move into a retirement home.
Titus Androgynous: A Roman general kills his rival’s two sons (or were they daughters?) and serves them in a pie for their mother (or was it their father?)
Vanilla-Chocolate-Strawberry Sky: A rich man doubts the nature of reality after a tragic ice cream headache
Suburban Legend: No one’s sure if the guy next door is having an affair
From Heck: A London constable tries to track down the devious criminal Jack the Groper
XXX-Men: John Holmes and Ron Jeremy team up to save the world
The Cider House Rules of Engagement: A soldier is on trial for opening fire on a New England orphanage
Lord of the Swings: Fellowship of the Swing
Frodo and Sam discover something new in the world of men, as “switch-hitting” had been unknown to them in the shire.
Lord of the Swings: The Two Towers
Frodo and Sam, er, figure out how switch-hitting works. Hobbits have kick-stands, it seems. Aragorn and Boromir, to the delight of slash writers everywhere, figure out what to do with that bow…
Lord of the Swings: Return of the King
Who knew Sauron was bisexual?
Planet of the Grapes: An astronaut wakes up on a strange planet that is ruled by fruited vegetation, and all mammals are slaves. “You damn dirty grapes!”
Superficial Intelligence: A young blonde robot girl wonders what it’s like to be a real brunette.
In the Icy-Heet of the Night
(Sex comedy set in a retirement home)
Arsenic and Old Paste
(murder mystery in a glue factory)
It’s been done. No, it isn’t the same premise. But the name’s the same.
Mr. Smith Goes to Bananatown has also been done, just in case anyone gets any ideas.
