Like any of us give a fuck....

[cowgirl]

@askeptic

Wow, I did not see that coming…

Me either. I thought it was going to link to a thread pitting this thread for getting hijacked by the CFL [arrrrr-goooooos], or maybe a thread pre-emptively pitting whoever is going to start the next thread pitting Mods for their participation in some other pit thread …

[What_Exit]

@cowgirl

Me either. I thought it was going to link to a thread pitting this thread for getting hijacked by the CFL [arrrrr-goooooos], or maybe a thread pre-emptively pitting whoever is going to start the next thread pitting Mods for their participation in some other pit thread …

I love the twisted logic, have me laughing out loud.

So someone could start a thread oitting the person who closed a thread that was pitting a person who hijacked a thread that was closed because it ???
Wait I lost myself. :o

[Happy_Scrappy_Hero_Pup]

Hey, goddamn you.

The thread is titled “Like any of us give a fuck…”
It’s only natural to assume that it was about the CFL.

[Man_With_a_Cat]

@Happy Scrappy Hero Pup

Hey, goddamn you.

The thread is titled “Like any of us give a fuck…”
It’s only natural to assume that it was about the CFL.

…or the Cubs.

[Metacom]

@jrfranchi

Please see
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=330807

Must… Not… Start… GD Thread… Titled… “Can you use logic to prove that God exists?” or… “Can we all agree that classical Liberalism is a dead-end?”…

[askeptic]

@Metacom

Must… Not… Start… GD Thread… Titled… “Can you use logic to prove that God exists?” or… “Can we all agree that classical Liberalism is a dead-end?”…

But it really is tempting, isn’t it?

[UncleBeer]

@pulykamell

Actually, ellipses shouldn’t have space in between them, according to most stylebooks. They should have spaces on either side of them, as in “what a … maroon.”

Hmm. They used to—I think. But what the hell do I know? I still put two spaces after all my sentence-ending punctuation (and colons). Even here, where it is routinely reduced to a single space.

[Zebra]

I thought it was mother fuckers, or muther fuckers.

[Happy_Scrappy_Hero_Pup]

@Zebra

I thought it was mother fuckers, or muther fuckers.

You thought wrong, motherfucker.

[saoirse]

It should be M-Fers. A Fucker is one who fucks. A Mother, though, is not one who moths. Good thing, too, considering the access she has to sweaters.

[wolf_meister]

Well since people were talking about ellipses

[Clothahump]

@Happy Scrappy Hero Pup

I always thought it was “M-F’ers.”

You know, because the -er suffix on “mother” wasn’t necessary, and means something different than the -er suffix on “fucker.” Plus, it seems to flow a bit better.

Hmmm…wouldn’t it be more correct to say mothersfucker? Implied hyphen sort of thing, along the lines of son-in-law singular, sons-in-law plural.

[EddyTeddyFreddy]

@Clothahump

Hmmm…wouldn’t it be more correct to say mothersfucker? Implied hyphen sort of thing, along the lines of son-in-law singular, sons-in-law plural.

No, the quantity of mothers fucked per fucker is irrelevant to the quantity of those doing the fucking.

[Nature_s_Call]

@EddyTeddyFreddy

No, the quantity of mothers fucked per fucker is irrelevant to the quantity of those doing the fucking.

This (and its predecessors) have literally brought tears of laughter to my eyes!

Oh, and a question: What is the correct pluralization/abbreviation of mother-in-law-fuckers?

[EddyTeddyFreddy]

@Nature's Call

Oh, and a question: What is the correct pluralization/abbreviation of mother-in-law-fuckers?

There isn’t one – nobody fucks with a mother-in-law.

[Cat_Whisperer]

Well, it might be MILF. Maybe. You be the judge.

[Miller]

@featherlou

Well, it might be MILF. Maybe. You be the judge.

Wouldn’t that be a MILILF?

[rayh]

Hey, I give a fuck!
Err, sorry, that should be :-

I want a fuck!

[Larry_Borgia]

I’d give a fuck. Now I need to find someone to take one.

[Celyn]

Most people do, but don’t want the mother-in-law aspect, or the associated pluralisation difficulty.