You should have seen the zit before I popped it!
“This scar? Shark attack. No, I wasn’t attacked by a shark, this is where I headbutted that cowardly bugger right in the nose. That’s what he deserves for lookin’ at me funny.”
“Its a straw-hole. I had a part in a George Romero movieonce…”
Partial credit if she goes by Boomer?