[QUOTE=Diogenes the Cynic]
ActuaHe wasn’t only loaded, he was naked and he was throwing invisible rats out the window.
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Ah, man. I remember that batch. 
[QUOTE=Bricker]
Dana Plato?
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She was doin’ worse than porn. She offered me a BJ for $500, and eventually came down to $20. This was in Vegas, shortly after her video store robbery infamy.
I still passed.
[QUOTE=Gatopescado]
She was doin’ worse than porn. She offered me a BJ for $500, and eventually came down to $20. This was in Vegas, shortly after her video store robbery infamy.
I still passed.
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Seriously? :eek:
I wouldn’t consider Dana Plato a “famous mainstream actress” - she was a supporting child star on a popular TV series who got most of her press when she started blowing up her life.
Jan-Michael Vincent was almost to starhood (though again, on the little box, not the big one) when he imploded - and he never went to porn.
[QUOTE=Gatopescado]
She was doin’ worse than porn. She offered me a BJ for $500, and eventually came down to $20. This was in Vegas, shortly after her video store robbery infamy.
I still passed.
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A steal! For $20 I’d take a blowjob from Conrad Bain.
I must say hers is one of the best DUI mug shots I’ve seen. She looks ragged but still beautiful (even with the blonde hair), only confused. And by “confused” I mean still loaded.
[QUOTE=RickJay]
Famous mainstream actresses NEVER end up doing hard core porn.
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Chlöe Sevigny - The Brown Bunny
Not a porn movie, but an on-screen, no illusions blow-job counts in my book.
[QUOTE=Bricker]
Dana Plato?
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Was Dana Plato really an A-list actress, though? She was a supporting character on a family comedy for a few years.
Silenus, when people talk about acresses falling to hard core porn, they usually mean PORN, e.g. “Butt Fuck Sluts Go Nuts #41.” Unsimulated sex in legitimate movies isn’t quite the same thing, and isn’t necessarily indicative of an actress’s career falling apart - Chloe Sevigny is doing fine.
[QUOTE=Vinyl Turnip]
A steal! For $20 I’d take a blowjob from Conrad Bain.
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Different Strokes-era Conrad Bain, or Conrad Bain today? What about Conrad Janis? 
Dana Plato was about as famous as the chick from the Urkel show who did actual hardcore porn. Who? exactly.
And while I agree LL no matter how bad off would never have to do porn, in her state she may do it while spaced out just for shits and giggles.
[QUOTE=Wee Bairn]
Different Strokes-era Conrad Bain, or Conrad Bain today? What about Conrad Janis?
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For $20, you ain’t gettin’ no different strokes. You’re getting the usual stroke, and you better hurry your ass up and finish.
[QUOTE=Wee Bairn]
And while I agree LL no matter how bad off would never have to do porn, in her state she may do it while spaced out just for shits and giggles.
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Let’s keep our fingers crossed.
[QUOTE=Sean Factotum]
I don’t know, man. Reports are that Jane Fonda sat her down for a good talking-to during the filming of the movie they shot together.
How messed up is your life if it causes Jane Fonda, one of the ultimate '60s Party Girls, to do a double-take?
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Reportedly, Tina Fey had a “listen, young lady” talk with her when she did SNL. This must have been after they shot “Mean Girls”.
I used to kind of think she was funny in a you-spoiled-white-trash way, but now it’s over the line. Driving drunk kills people. The mother of my grade 6-10 best friend was killed on her neighborhood fitness walk by the kid two doors from us. He was supposedly on something, but I don’t know what, probably because he was convicted as a juvenile.
Lindsey has very high odds to spend a couple years in jail (actual years, not years of sentencing), or end up dead or maimed after she crashes her car even worse or pisses off a drug dealer. Did you hear how her bodyguard quit? He says:
“In April she asked me to take her to her dealer in Beverly Hills. Suddenly she started screaming and punching him for selling her short. He pulled a gun. I got out and he threatened to shoot me unless I got her to back off — but she kept hitting him. I dragged Lindsay into the car and drove off but she was screaming at me to go back. I knew then she was just too dangerous to be around.”
[QUOTE=Wee Bairn]
Dana Plato was about as famous as the chick from the Urkel show who did actual hardcore porn. Who? exactly.
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NOT the lovely Laura? Say its not so!
[QUOTE=Wee Bairn]
Dana Plato was about as famous as the chick from the Urkel show who did actual hardcore porn. Who? exactly.
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Dana Plato didn’t do hardcore porn. She was topless and kissing a woman. There was no dildo action or double penetration.
[QUOTE=boggle]
NOT the lovely Laura? Say its not so!
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No, Jaimee Foxworth, “Judy”. A simple google search turned this up. Apparently her mother got too demanding, and Urkle was taking over the show anyway, and in one episode she went upstairs and was never mentioned again. I guess it’s kind of like Chuck Cunningham. Oh, and then her family got permission to plunder her $550k trust fund, and there you have it. Although why she would now be working for her mother after all that is beyond me.
Man, I can’t believe I just researched this. I’ve never even seen a whole episode of that dumb show.
[QUOTE=Vinyl Turnip]
A steal! For $20 I’d take a blowjob from Conrad Bain.
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Dress like a Leprechaun and say “Whachootalkinboutwillis” a few times and he might even do it for free.
Or maybe I’ve just been watching too much Robot Chicken.
[QUOTE=Vinyl Turnip]
A steal! For $20 I’d take a blowjob from Conrad Bain.
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Will you settle for Max Wright?
Everyone owes her an aplogy, it turns out, she’s innocent of these charges- her quote:
“I am innocent… did not do drugs they’re not mine. I was almost hit by my assistant Tarin’s mom I appreciate everyone giving me my privacy,”
I guess somebody else put that cocaine in her pants pocket without her knowledge–which, judging by the pictures I’ve seen of what she wears, would have been no mean feat. Bravo, Mystery Drug-Planter!
[QUOTE=Geobabe]
I guess somebody else put that cocaine in her pants pocket without her knowledge–which, judging by the pictures I’ve seen of what she wears, would have been no mean feat. Bravo, Mystery Drug-Planter!
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By all accounts, getting into her pants is a pretty simple feat. It’s leaving cocaine there that would be the challenge. 
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