lindsaybluth, please provide a cite

[expectopatronum]

i don’t think it’s a whoosh, guinastasia is just that much of a moron.

i’m female, by the way (saw some incorrect pronoun usage above)
erdosain and valerieblaise got it right, the couple of PMs i’ve received have just been people (politely) suggesting i stop the no caps thing so other posters will quit going on about it. this is hardly implying i’ve gotten a ton of supportive messages from unnamed posters.

so, guinastasia, i’ll say this in small words. learn to read better before posting your responses so you don’t embarrass yourself again, and take your roll eyes emoticon and shove it hard and repeatedly. thank you and goodnight.

[expectopatronum]

@IvoryTowerDenizen

what a capital idea.

What?

What?

i missed this when you first posted it- it gave me a chuckle.

[Guinastasia]

:smack:

My only excuse is that it’s late and I’m cranky. But I STILL know how to write properly.

[expectopatronum]

@Guinastasia

:smack:

My only excuse is that it’s late and I’m cranky. But I STILL know how to write properly.

classic guin. “oops, wrong again! but you still suck! nyah, nyah!” [insert relevant smiley here]

[Rilchiam]

If I read it right, she referred to ywtf as monstro’s “friend”. If that’s so, as much time as she spends here and she doesn’t know they’re twins?

[IvoryTowerDenizen]

@expectopatronum

i missed this when you first posted it- it gave me a chuckle.

I’m here all week.

[PunditLisa]

@jsgoddess

I think there should be a SDMB Memorial Colander Fund. Something for the little people.

It would have to be something that we could donate to anonymously. I can’t imagine how many long lost relatives would crawl up out of the woodwork once they discovered how colanderically secure I’ve become.

[monstro]

@jsgoddess

I think there should be a SDMB Memorial Colander Fund. Something for the little people.

No. If this child of an elementary school principal and social activitist can rise up on her own and attain her own colander (co-LANDER, right?!), then so can the “little people”.

That’s what’s wrong with society. People trying to save people from falling through the cracks by providing them with free bowls full of holes. Don’t you see, those people will just go back and sell those colanders for drugs and booze? What’s wrong with you, jsgoddess? I thought you were smart.

[lorene]

@jsgoddess

While that’s true, I don’t know if he would have heard it over his own exclamations of “OH JESUS CHRIST!”

@ladyfoxfyre

You see? You didn’t even have to tell him who you know and your background and such. He could tell you were probably related to a doctor right then and there! And expressed his relief and/or excitement about that fact!

Ah, now I read this as the doctor’s plea for help. If you can’t have the child of a doctor on the scene, second runner up is the Son of God.

[Freudian_Slit]

@Rilchiam

If I read it right, she referred to ywtf as monstro’s “friend”. If that’s so, as much time as she spends here and she doesn’t know they’re twins?

Actually, till this thread, I didn’t know either. :o For a while I thought they were just kidding when I read those rabies posts…

[Smeghead]

@jsgoddess

Cool, thanks for the info. I know nothing about med school and residency and the like.

Don’t let that stop you from passing judgment on them, though! Surely you have a relative who does know this stuff, and that’s close enough.

@jsgoddess

I think there should be a SDMB Memorial Colander Fund. Something for the little people.

I’m worried the money would just slip through the holes.

[Erdosain]

@Freudian_Slit

Actually, till this thread, I didn’t know either. :o For a while I thought they were just kidding when I read those rabies posts…

Noob.

Opal shot the Grapist with a 1920s style death ray while burning your dog. And, yes, penis ensued.

Vale,
Vox Lurkitoris

[bucketybuck]

@Smeghead

Don’t let that stop you from passing judgment on them, though! Surely you have a relative who does know this stuff, and that’s close enough.

I know somebody on the internet who has relatives who know this stuff, is that close enough?

Thank you Linsaybluto, for allowing us all to pass judgement on medical issues through proximity to you and your parents.

[expectopatronum]

i say COL-ander, with the emphasis on the first syllable. is that wrong?

[bucketybuck]

@expectopatronum

i say COL-ander, with the emphasis on the first syllable. is that wrong?

Yes, it’s Col-ander.

[Sarahfeena]

:dubious: I say col-AN-der.

[Barrett_Bonden]

@bucketybuck

Yes, it’s Col-ander.

@Sarahfeena

:dubious: I say col-AN-der.

Because I have TWO colanders, I use a different pronunciation for each, so as to avoid confusion.

[wonky]

@bucketybuck

I know somebody on the internet who has relatives who know this stuff, is that close enough?

Thank you Linsaybluto, for allowing us all to pass judgement on medical issues through proximity to you and your parents.

Did she think the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor, too?

[lorene]

@Barrett_Bonden

Because I have TWO colanders, I use a different pronunciation for each, so as to avoid confusion.

Oooh, get a third one. You can call it your coll-an-DAY.

[needscoffee]

@expectopatronum

i say COL-ander, with the emphasis on the first syllable. is that wrong?

Aha! You DO have a shift key, and know how to use it!