lindsaybluth, please provide a cite

[Ludovic]

@Autolycus

Are you threatening to cut me? Because, just to let you know, my colander is pretty good against that.

Colander, +3 vs table knives?

[China_Guy]

@Campion

I get that lindsaybluth doesn’t, and I agree with you that her self-centered immaturity can be charming at times, but she needs to add “can apologize appropriately” to her IEP this year.

I see what you did with that IEP thing

[Autolycus]

@beartato

And into my heart. So long, lolicopter, I’ll be lacing up my lollerskates from now on.

You have to lace up your own lollerskates? Plebeian.

[auRa]

America, truly the land of the free and the home of the colander. single tear I, too, living here in this socialist hellhole Finland, strive to one day achieve the level of success of the mighty dental technician, the…wait, what?..Wait, colander is “siivilä”? Shit, I got two! And the double safety net of upper-middle class parents and public healthcare! Up yours, capitalist pigdogs!

[Smeghead]

@Autolycus

You have to lace up your own lollerskates? Plebeian.

Hang on. Let me strain that comment through my…LOLANDER!!

[6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast]

…lolander on my head, lollerskates on my feet…

[expectopatronum]

…lolicopter in the sky…

[Really_Not_All_That_Bright]

…with diamonds. It’s a lolicopter of privilege.

[Shodan]

[QUOTE=Maeglin]

Apparently now that RNATB is married, he has to hang his lettuce all by himself.
[/QUOTE]
One of the many advantages of being married is having someone else to toss my salad.

Regards,
Shodan

[Zeriel]

@Shodan

One of the many advantages of being married is having someone else to toss my salad.

Regards,
Shodan

So where should I mail the receipt for the brain bleach I had to buy?

[Smeghead]

@Shodan

One of the many advantages of being married is having someone else to toss my salad.

Regards,
Shodan

Just be sure to rinse it off in a colander before eating it.

[moi]

I saw this bit of colander pr0n & thought of lindsay. No, wait, I thought of this thread & had to share:

Gizmodo | The Future Is Here

[ladyfoxfyre]

Sorry, moi, I didn’t understand this part:

@linked article

…either because you don’t want another dish to wash or you just plain don’t own a colander.

[expectopatronum]

maybe owning a colander should be a requirement to post on the dope. it could be added to the faq and everything.

[AClockworkMelon]

@expectopatronum

maybe owning a colander should be a requirement to post on the dope. it could be added to the faq and everything.

We can make every forum a subforum of a larger “Member’s Only Forum”, the requirement to access it is a picture of yourself holding a colander. And those pictures can be our avatars.

[IvoryTowerDenizen]

Have two colanders and a steamer basket. Will travel.

[expectopatronum]

i use my colander as a hat. tres chic!

[gurujulp]

I sure wish lb would come back to the thread… She might just be able to get us to page 13!

[IvoryTowerDenizen]

Hoiw funny- I was just cooking dinner and used my colander to drain potatoes and strain solids from the braising liquid. I was just thinking that I should mention it in this thread, when lo and behold, a new post showed up.

It’s a passover miracle.

[wonky]

I…

I don’t even know how to tell everyone this, but…

I gave away my colanders.

Yes, the enamel one and yes the steel one.

What you give away comes back fourfold, right? I’m gonna need a bigger kitchen.