“Holy Crap, he just knocked the ball into the woods” when someone shoots for one hole and land it lands in a completely different place like GQ instead.
Years ago there was a game called “Chuck Yeager’s Advanced Flight Training” or something like that for the PC. After you crashed, there’s be a picture of Chuck in his flight suit saying something sarcastic (via word balloon, not actual audio) over the smoking crater of your plane. I found that you could hack the executable with a hex editor to change the text of his comments. Juvenile shmuck that I was (OK, not much has changed…) I had him saying stuff like “I guess your wife is single now!” and “Surely your soul is roasting in Hell now, sinner!”
Instead of taunting you with “Some galactic defender you are… ha-ha-ha!” the classic arcade game Gorf should have gone with something more uplifting, like “That was a good try! Better luck next time! I hope you try again real soon. Don’t get down on yourself – you can’t win 'em all. As long as you tried real hard, you’re a winner in my book!”
That would probably be “Any landing you can walk away from is a good one.”. Chuck actually did say that, and it was actually immediately after a good landing.
That very well could have been one of the several responses computer-Chuck made, but it’s too long ago for me to remember for sure. I do kind of remember some mention of “Hill’s disease”, which IIRC is the “disease” of impacting into hills and mountains…