Lines that should be said on The Simpsons

Ever come up with a joke so bizarre and obscure that it would fit perfectly in a Simpsons episode?

Earlier today I was discussing something about Liberia with a friend of mine, and I uttered, “Ah, Liberia. The Delaware of the shipping industry.” Now imagine saying it in Homer or Bart’s voice. (Bonus points if you actually get it.)

No bonus points for me, I guess. Dang … I could use a few bonus points, too!