Link me to the first topic you made on here, if you can't find it. Anyone who replied still around?

Humour me folks. I’ve tried the board’s search function but can’t find my first thread. I imagine it’s terrible but is there a Google way to find it?

both from 2001 my first was a problem with the board and tuba diva is still here but Larry Griffin-Kentzel hasn’t posted since august
my second was me bitching about my favorite arcade dying and giving reasons why … theres a few names around still but a lot of people I never seen since …

Way back in August of 1999 I started a thread in Great Debates about religious expression in public schools. Boy, have I learned a lot since then! Like, mainly, don’t start a thread in Great Debates about religious expression in public schools.

Ah, memories!

I guess I’ve started more than 500 threads, so I can only go back to 2007. (Joined in 2005.)

Dont search- use your profile and statistics.

This is the oldest thread I can link to, but a lot of earlier ones were lost in The Winter of Our Missed Content. Older threads have missing pages and poster’s names.

GOT (breast) MILK?

Lumpy, Jophiel, dasmoocher, dougie_monty, Czarcasm

Five current posters out of 22 who posted in the original thread.

My first thread* about a Cecil column in 2008, and 21 of the respondents are still active:

Musicat, Jragon, zut, Mangetout, Crafter_Man, Telemark, Irishman, John W. Kennedy, Chronos, aerodave, Askance, Earl Snake-Hips Tucker, Stranger On A Train, USCDiver, Airman Doors, USAF, fachverwirrt, Princhester, Quercus, Elendil’s Heir, BigT, Hampshire

Do I win?
*Posted as my original incarnation before I changed my email address and created a new account without knowing the rules. I’m older and wiser now. I notified a mod long ago to merge the accounts, but it hasn’t been a priority for them (or me).

The first thread it looks like I started was this one. Not only did I stump the Dope with an “Identify this SF short story” thread it only had 5 replies. Two other posters involved but only Little Nemo survives. 2-23-2004.
Unofficially I know I asked at least one stupid question back in the AOL days but I did not frequent that board.

The way I did it was to change the parameters to search for posts “and older/est” and then have it give the results in ascending order. Took me all the way back to the beginning.

Oh, and I requested it in thread format (rather than post), going through my username.

You see, that’s far too simple. :smack: Thanks.

Why are Dinosaurs so Popular? Looks like Colibri was the main poster still active.

Started the thread on 9/6/2001. Got a few replies over the next few days, and then I guess people had other stuff to post about.

Year Zero.

Everyone was mean to me and kicked me and said terrible things. It was tax season and my 'rithmetic was calibrated to fill out tax forms … so IT WASN’T MY FAULT.

I remember the very first post I made, back in 1999. The post itself, however, has vanished in the mists of time.

The very oldest thread I started that I can find features none other than Johnny LA in one of the replies.

My first circa 2000 question was pretty mundane and asked why some gas pumps have those little latches that allow unattended pumping removed. The answer for Massachusetts at least is that they were against the law but there has been a major development in this story.

They were legalized about a year ago even though many stations still haven’t put them back on yet. Free fact - those things are called “latch open devices” and their legality varies across the country but they are mostly legal because lawmakers realized that they rarely fail, improvised solutions are more dangerous and you shouldn’t have to look like a fool standing there on a zero degree day with your hand freezing to the handle when you could be inside buying junk food like a proper American. Reversal of this asinine law has been one of my most exciting life events this year.

2-2-2001: What is this movie.

One person replied…me. /Sad Keanu

In my case, that only goes back to 2004, while using search goes back to 1999.

Yep, you’re the new leader.

I’ve been here since 2004 but it seems the first topic I started was in 2014. Obviously, it was something pretty important: "Which side of the tracks?" (do you live on).

Replying over the next two-and-a-half days were panache45, Nametag, GreasyJack, Scumpup, Ranger Jeff*, Becky2844*, kopek, DinoR, campp, robert_columbia, GrumpyBunny, cher3, Chefguy, Octarine*, johnpost*, JpnDude, The Holdsworth Effect*, Living Well Is Best Revenge, buddha_david,** and Hari Seldon.

  • Inactive, though perhaps recent enough we may not have seen the last of them.

Just realized I never linked How does this work? (Photino).

mhendo, Exapno Mapcase and bonzer are all still here and active. RedDawgEsq has been gone for years though.

Once I had a Secret Love . . .

I Guess.

I have no idea what prompted that that question back on March 22nd 2001 at 1:26 in the afternoon. It was a Thursday.