I don’t know how many folks are Ally watchers, but this season, Lisa Nicole Carson has elected to start packing her prodigious rack into PUSHUP bras, and it is extremely distracting - so much so it’s kinda creepin’ me out. She looks freaky and strange. I’m not complaining about her tits themselves, (which I believe are really hers, as opposex to enhanced) but the way she is displaying them. They do not look in any way natural or even comfortable. They appear to have been piled upon a shelf placed as high on her rib cage as is physically possible, and ever time she’s on screen, my toes curl and I can’t tear my eyes away.
Someone tell this woman to wear something that looks a little more natural, please. She’s freakin’ me out!
Well, that’s the other end of the scale… David E. Kelly seems to have a thing for extremes, since the other women on that show are all breast-free. Especially Flockhart and Di Rossi…both of whom are freakishly flat-chested (and almost certainly wouldn’t be if they weren’t also painfully skinny.) But hey, like I said, i don’t hate her tits, I just wish she’d show them off more attractively and naturally. They look weird…and any scene she’s in I miss completely because I’m so riveted by her breasts in that car-crash kinda way.
IIRC, Lisa Nicole Carson has never been particularly shy in that respect. Must say I’ve never been a big fan of push up bras: bit too ostentatious for me. One of the reasons why Anna Nicole Smith makes me puke.
What is it with ‘double-monikered’ Nicoles anyway?
Hubby and I were watching Ally the other night and when Lisa Nichole Carson, ahem, took over the tube, he said that her breasts looked like udders. I agree that LNC is a little over the top this season, but then again I have to like the fact that she’s not a bulimic little waif and still has the guts to wear tight clothes.
See, now I also cut Anna-Nicole a break too. Well, before that whole decomposing Teaxs billionaire thing happened, anyway. She was another woman with large breasts in an industry where the women are pipe cleaners.
You’d think that men actually found breasts repulsive. Don’t executives know their markets better than that?
It is rare that a thread title makes me laugh out loud in instant amusement, fellow-feeling, and recognition, but this one did.
She’s got a fairly normal sized body but fantabulously huge assets up front there. Whenever People magazine–er, I mean, the Utne Reader and Harpers… feature her I always do a double-take. She’s never hid those babies. Not on ER, either.
but folks… it isn’t just the size… there are bigger tits in the world. It’s the damn bras that shove the bazooms up under her chin. They look bizarre. And very uncomfortable, too.
“Female models have continued into the 1990s swallowing cotton balls soaked in olive oil to reduce their hunger, although in the late eighties their lives were complicated by the return of breasts into fashion. Many of the girls felt obliged to have implant operations. The result has been a striking contrast between melonlike protuberances which stick out unnaturally from whippetlike ribcages. Ever sensitive to the larger meaning of conflicting social trends, designers have, in effect, invented motherly anorexia. Camera images are kinder to geometry than they are to the natural line and so this fashion has been a great success.” - John Ralston Saul, The Doubter’s Companion
I too noticed her bizarre breast height last week. They are definitely getting more pushed up every week, pretty soon she will be peeking out from between them to deliver her lines.
picturing her peeking out from between the breasts
I was just talking about this same thing Monday past. How, oh HOW does she get them up so high???
I uset to work at a lingere store for big women/big boobs, and push up bras dont usually come any bigger than a c-cup (of course there are exceptions), but whatever she is wearing is not a normal push up bra.
With boobs that big, the shoulder straps are gonna do ALL the work, underwire wont give that kind of support, meaning that she must have an extremely tight band around the back to keep it from riding up, and the shoulder straps must be digging into bone!! AND - here is what I dont get: big boobs like that, with a tightly shoulder strapped bra - go flatter.
Picture a bra, on a woman… when you tighten the shoulder strap, sure they ride a little higher, but there is less room for the boob to …um…thrust.
Not only does she have enormous boobs, but she has un-natural height in her bra, and still has tremendous thrust.
HOW does she do it?
I think she should go for a more normal look, she looks like a freak, and I think as the only normal sized woman on that show, she should try to look like a normal woman.
Who would wear a contraption like that to work??
And as a lawyer no less!!
They addressed Ally’s ridiculously short skirts on the show, maybe this will come up (so to speak) in a future episode.
Then how come aside from Anna-Nicole and possibly Tyra Banks, I can’t name a single mainstream model who was alive during my lifetime who had significant boobage.
However, unless I am very much mistaken none of those shots featured the incredible levitating boobies referred to by Stoid in the OP.
This phenomenon is what I was rather hoping to get an actual image of, since the mental picture is currently that of a woman peeking out through the middle of her own cleavage.
Even though LNC’s freakish breasts do wig me out too… I just can’t figure out why she would WANT them that high. What really bothers me is Portia di Rossi. Has anyone else noticed that her head is too big for her body? She reminds me of Mr. Garrison on South Park. I’m afraid her head is going to pop one day and spew gooey stuff all over my TV!
