lissener, you're a shitstain.

Was Gary Larson the best cartoonist there ever was?

You know what? I think you’re just trying your damndest to be a thread shitter.

I think you’re just trying to impress everyone with your (imagined) savoir faire in order to mask deep seated feelings of inadequacy.

Like, if everyone says, “That was a great movie,” you’re that one asshole who has to call it “populist tripe,” write a dissertation explaining why, along with a massive dose of barely concealed supercilousness for all the “saps” who thought the movie was good.

We get it. Anyone who’s been in the CS for more than 24 hours has gotten it: art is subjective, and your cup of tea may not be my brand of coffee. But you don’t have to jump into the middle of a thread, in an attempt to piss all over folks who are doing nothing more egregious than sharing a few laughs and fond memories over the works of one of the more popular contemporary cartoonists, to ram the point home.

I’m willing to bet you’re the kind of shitstain who got his ass kicked every day at school, just because of this kind of behavior.

And if you didn’t, you damned well should have, for one of two very good reasons:

  1. You would’ve corrected this behavior, and began acting like a human being with some degree of social graces;

  2. You would’ve ate a bullet by now out of despair of being the Worlds Lonliest Motherfucker.

Cut the man some slack. He’s typing by candlelight.

While watching Starship Troopers.

So Kliban is the new Verhoeven?

Heavens, no!
Kliban had talent and I enjoy all Kliban’s work, regardless whether Lissener wants to claim some special relationship or understanding.

god, is it time again for a lissener pit thread. crap, I just got used to daylight savings time again.

And what of Gahan Wilson? Walt Kelly? I suppose Shel Silverstien was chopped liver? Of course, Kliban displayed a keen grasp of Hegelian dialectic, but Larson has a certain…oh, I don’t know*…je nais se quois*?

Actually, anyone who engages in ranking artists is probably not suited for any endeavor more strenuous than checking the team listings for “who’s in first?” on the Sports page.

A more intelligent approach is to evaluate any artist for his or her own merits, reserving comparisons for style and technique or intent while keeping “rankings” to oneself to be used only to determine which work one would purchase if one had only enough cash to purchase a single item.

Krazy Kat was way better. I have a treatise ready to cut 'n paste…but it’s bedtime and I have to Whedonwank beforehand.

Maybe a nightcapp?

Ah, so you HAVEN’T read much Gahan Wilson, then? You should check him out.

Har.

Krazy Kat was WAAAAY better. Better than pretty much everything that came before or since.

Which cartoonist mentioned in this thread used the following as the caption for a cartoon?
“It’s just one damned thing after another.”

Bonus: Where did the cartoon appear?

Gahan Wilson. * Playboy*

Gahan it is. My memory said The New Yorker, though, but it’s been a quarter of a century at least while since I saw it, so I’m not about to argue the point – especially with a gentleman who, I am sure, has far more expertise in magazines of that ilk than I.

What’s a New Yorker?

One who knows the price of every thing, but the value of nothing (cheap Doonsbury quote inserted here)

“Oh, well, back to the drawing board.”
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Ignatz…you li’l angel!"

Huh. I’ve never heard the name Kliban before, and I expect to forget it in the near future.