Lissner, This Pit Is For You.

Ahahahahahahahaha you are a failure and a joke of a human being.

P.S. Please suck the bleeding syphilitic pustules from my cock. I have all night too.

I don’t have syphilis.

How do you know this? How do you know it wasn’t killed by a predator?

I hardly think that if I were to fling you bodily from my house you would be described having left my house. At least not by reasonable people.

This is important, so try to stay focused. Unless you know the total number of abandoned cats, your stories about cat adoptions are useless in determining whether a cat has a good chance of finding a home. So where are you getting your statistics that account for all the cats that are abandoned? And what are your standards for “extremely good” chances?

According to you, the odds are “extremely good” that that cat found a home.

You don’t understand how odds work at all, do you? I didn’t say every cat was killed, which would have to be the case for certain death to apply. And I’m not arguing anything about **lissener **at all. I’m calling bullshit on you for talking out of your ass.

Just for shits and grins, why don’t you find six posters in this thread who have been sent into total rage because someone said the cat could have survived?

Be sure to let us know when doctors are able to locate your micro penis.

BTW, the failure here is on your part for failing to come up with anything resembling pithy snark.

That just means I’m posting down to your level, Mr. Micropenis Joke.

:rolleyes:

Take a valium. Find the person who said that, and then come back, mmmkay?

Ah yes, the Queen Bee of lonely, psychologically damaged cat women speaks.

Uh . . . did you forget to take your medication? Or did you take too much? Either way, you’re coming across as a #1 asshole. Are you always this way?

You couldn’t post UP to my level without help from yer Mom and Dad.

Keep trying, Mikey. One day you’ll grow up and be a real boy.

P.S. How do you breathe with you’re head up your ass?

It’s the Pit. Isn’t that what you’re supposed to do? I’ve always felt bad that I usually try to be nice.

Yes.

[/Ambassador Kosh]

Don’t care what this thread is about, but I need it a moment.

You see, I just read Lissenerreer’s reply to Twickster in ATMB. I typed out what my reaction was, but I if I had posted that I would probably be banned now.

So Lissyener, you pussy itch. Get a fucking life you cretin. You are the single reason docters don’t cure herpes you wretched cockless little monkey sperm.

I don’t even like cats. I am from a culture that reverses to make sure they are dead, but you, you I would leave mewing on the frosty ground, chubby legs in the air like the fat, useless, neckbeard, VHS loving fuckwit you are.

Lister baby, Twickster moved the thread, get, the, fuck, over, it, you, WANKER.

People have used this as an excuse to dreg up his struggle with depression and hording. You yourself called him a sociopath. Mocking a real mental disorder and accusing him of having another very rare one qualifies as a lack of perspective in my book.

You’re right, and I appologize. I should not have said that. What I mean to say to MeanOldLady (NOT lissener*) was to chill. However, I the way I said it was wrong.

*As for what I DID say to lissener, I stand by it. He may not be a true sociopath, but he’s a sick fucking asshole, and being mentally ill does NOT excuse one from being called out for being one. I myself have gone through depression, and am on meds for OCD. It doesn’t mean I can just turn around and say, “I can’t HELP it – I have a disorder!!!” Sorry, it doesn’t work that way. I don’t care if he was a hoarder – that has jack all with how he treats his cat.

A thousand times… THIS.

I don’t approve of the treatment of the cat. In fact, one of my best friends just had an issue with her cat spraying. She has a daughter almost the exact age of my youngest, and she felt that she simply couldn’t tolerate the spraying. So she worked to re-home the animal, with a couple who loves animals and had the time and patience to work with the cat. I’ve taken in cats for “friends” who were less responsible than that, so believe me when I say that I don’t exactly approve.

I just feel pretty strongly that his treatment of the animal shouldn’t give other people carte blanche to make fun of Lissener for having depression/hoarding issues. That’s just not fair, because you are exactly right, it doesn’t have jack-all to do with the cat incident. I hate to see this become the kind of place where people can’t seek any kind of support, because that vulnerability will be exploited later. Call Lissener a twatwaffle for the cat incident all day long, that’s a sentiment I can get behind. To me, the mocking of unrelated issues are indicative of the lack of perspective Mean Old Lady was talking about.

Funny how the thread starts leaning you way and your “e-rage” meter fills back up.:wink:

Lissener is an arsehole, Michael Ellis is a young kid with a smart mouth and Kimmy is a thoroughly unpleasant person. We need four pages to work this out??

Silence! :smiley:

If you guys sold Cliff Notes on this kinda stuff you’d make a fortune and save many a man hour :slight_smile:

Oh, please. Lissener has been spraying cat piss all over this board for years. These issues are not “unrelated.” They’re all part and parcel of his remarkable assholishness.

It makes no sense to limit the discussion to only one aspect of his assholishness. The other aspects are necessary to put it in the necessary context.

And speaking of dragging in seemingly unrelated issues–I actually sat through Showgirls because of him! It’s not the two hours of my life that I wasted that I’m pissed about though. It’s the fact that he has hijacked so many otherwise interesting movie threads with his bizarro interperetations and condescending soliloquies. Is that related to the cat incident? Yes. He’s so self-centered that he doesn’t care what effect his actions have on others. He kills good threads. He very likely killed that cat. But what difference does it make to him? His own desires will always trump the needs and wants of others.

I do find him thoroughly entertaining in a totally trainwrecky way, however.