as are nutsacks.
Best. Post. Ever.
Fucking right on. Not really or I wouldn’t be asking.
Aww, don’t get all butthurt. When come back bring pie.
Yes, we have no bananas.
“On a stop light green means go, red means stop and yellow means slow down, but on a banana it’s just the opposite. Green means ‘hold on,’ yellow means ‘go ahead,’ and red means, 'where the fuck did you get that banana at?”
26 posts and nobody brought pie?
Pie still serves its intended purpose, does it not? When come back, bring something actually useless 
I agree with the poster below.
(Koxinga leaps in to post)
Manduck’s mother stars in dominatrix hamster crush videos!
So we agree and your worried about protecting my ass? How thoughtful next time bring pie.
My cat’s breath smells like cat food.
But does it smell like pie? Or perhaps bacon?
Band name!
Band name!
How long must we wait before the mods do something about this?
And I’m reporting you for gratuitous bacon.
Band name!
godamnit
Band name!
I was going to type something witty here but I got nothin’
Gotcha Yeah!