See, y’all, tain’t so hard to understand. What you need to understand is, how to handle the coloreds.
You treat a colored right, there ain’t no more loyal critter on earth. He’s grateful, ya see? He knows what side his bread is buttered on, and he’s rightful glad of it. Hereabouts we know how to handle our coloreds, and they’re rightful glad to be here. Why, some of our best moderators are coloreds!
But y’see, oncet in a while you run across a colored who don’t know his place. Sometimes, Lord only knows why, they aren’t proper grateful for what they have been given, and once you start letting one colored get uppity, there’s no end to the trouble he can cause, getting all the proper grateful coloreds all stirred up.
So what we do hereabouts, is that you can call the uppity ones names. We got a list of the names you can use, and it’s pretty safe, because nobody ever uses those names for anyone except the uppity coloreds. And Lord knows the uppity ones deserve to be called names!
“Oreo” is like that-there. Nobody is gonna call a nice, proper-grateful colored, who knows better than to vote Republican or talk back to his betters about politics, an “oreo”. Wouldn’t make sense, now would it? But an uppity one? Shoot fire, that’s just when we need to do it!
So, ya see, it’s all perfect simple and clear. You can call someone an Uncle Tom, you can call them an Oreo - that’s just dandy, because you would never do that unless the colored in question refused to support Democrat like he should. But you can’t call him anything else, because anything else might apply to the good, grateful, non-uppity coloreds and then they might get upset.
Regards,
Shodan