I’m sure something like this has been done before, but I’m too lazy right now to search it on the SDMB. My three favorite dopers:
The Asbestos Mango
Tir`Tinuviel
World Eater
Who’re yours?
Adam
I don’t think I’ve ever encountered the first two on your list, but the third is toward the bottom along with Diogenes and reeder.
Anyway, my top three are probably:
Mangetout
Q.E.D.
Liberal
Fart smellers, they.
errrr smart fellers
If I had to pick only three:
Inigo Montoya
Tentacle Monster
Shirley Ujest
These are the three that consistantly have me laughing every time I read their posts.
You are all three honorary MeatBeasts!
-Resident MeatBeast
This is like placing your own kids in order of favourite. Can’t be done.
Qadgop the Mercotan
Zev Steinhart
Esprix
Then,
Fenris
Scylla
jarbabyj
Because they make me laugh.
You are forgiven, oh childless one! It’s QUITE easy to do. The hard part is keeping them from figuring out the order. Observe.
:: ahem ::
Agent Foxtrot, most Dopers are my favorite in depending on what they have to say, how I’m feeling at any given time and what exactly you mean by favorite. Today, I seem to be inexplicably fond of my brethren from the right side of the pond so…England (including Isle of Man) Ireland & Scotland. Wales is assumed to ALWAYS be a favorite for reasons of heritage.
I haven’t really been around long enough to have personal favourites, but I suppose anybody who actually reads my posts is good with me 
Oh and I’m open to bribes, preferably cheesecake, money or cash 
I’ll have to pick Kal first. His posts just crack me the fuck up.
Then I’ll have Kal. I’ve never read a post from him that I didn’t learn from. Brain the size of a planet, that guy.
Finally, Kal, I think. What a caring and considerate chap.
I sat there thinking to myself ‘this person really likes Kal, maybe he/she has a crush on them’…then I saw who the post was by :smack:
My work here is done.
Wow, thanks Foxtrot, you just vaulted to the top of the list. 
[sub]p.s. booooooooo Eleusis[/sub]
Aside from the top of the list, I’ve always been a big fan of…
** Gawd
Tdn
Mhendo**
Bonus prize for Dead Badger who I think is the most on point poster on our board.
There are many others too, to bad we can’t name 20.
Has anyone mentioned Kal yet?
Oh, and twickster, Jodi and PunditLisa. Smart, funny and interesting – I always read their posts when I see them.
Gingerof theNorth because she’s lovely.
UrbanChic because she and I are like minded when it comes to shopping.
BigGirl because she tells it like it is.
I like a few other people too…
- People who like my posts
- People whose posts I like.
- Mods & Admins
Pass. I don’t want to make the other 49,557 jealous.
Wow, thanks! That’s one of the nicest posts I’ve ever seen about m…oh, wait, that’s a K. :smack:
Never mind.
No freakin’ way! If you asked me to pick my favorite fifty dopers, you might stand a chance!
I just figured it was by Washte until I saw the name.
And my favorite three dopers are…
Cecil Adams
and the rest of y’all.
The three people who have mailed me stuff; 2 for free and 1 at a ridiculously low price. Unfortunately my computer crashed and I lost all my Outlook contacts so I don’t remember two of their names :(.