…bout Jack and Diane…
Two American kids doing the best they can…
(is that right???..)
I always liked the lyric: “Diane’s sittin’ on Jackie’s lap, got his hand 'tween her knees.”
Not quite, dantheman, that line’s at the end.
It goes:
Two American kids livin’ in the heartland.
Jackie’s gonna be a footall star.
Diane’s debutant in the backseat of Jackie’s car.
Damn preview gremlins…
As I stand here in the shower
Singing opera and such,
Pondering the possibility
That I pull the pud too much -
There’s a scent that fills the air.
Is it flatus? Just a touch.
And it makes me think of… you.
I like this little ditty better. Granddad sings it. 
I was thinking the exact same thing Olentzero
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I freakin’ HATE this song! ARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!
now it will be in my head the rest of the day!!!
I just HAD to share the love!!
and then some lint-headed chick singer samples it into a hit single. Like watching the dead rise.