Little help with Hip Hop speak

I figured Cafe Society was best place for this given it’s a request for artistic assistance. If mods think otherwise whisk it to where you will.

So little background, My wife likes hip hop music, and it was recently announced that Snoop Dog was touring Australia, (after having sorted out some Visa issues) and unknown to the missus I have managed to get two tickets to his Brisbane show. So 300 odd bucks later :eek:, I now have my wifes birthday present.

Rather than just handing her the tickets, I want to do up a nice little certificate to present to her, something along the lines of This certifcate you are entitled to attend Snoop Dogs concert, etc etc.

However, and here comes the help part, I thought it would be cool to ‘Hip Hop’ up the certificate, with a Fashizzle here and some bling there. :dubious: But I don’t have the foggest about how to use the terms appropriately.

So off the top of my head my basic plain english one was going to read something like this:

*This Certificate entitles my darling wife to attend a concert on October blah, featuring Snoop Dog & Ice Cube.

The certificate also entitles you to take along a girlfriend of your choice, or if you prefer you may choose to be chaperoned to the concert by your loving Husband.*

[In case you’re wondering about that wording, I’m not really into Hip Hop, but wanted to offer to go with her if she wants]

Anyone want to help Foshizzle it up for me?

Ha! Where’s Barbara Billingsley when we need help speaking jive?

Using The Dialectizer, here’s what I got:
Dis Certificate entitles mah’ darlin’ mama t’attend some concert on Octoba’ blah, featurin’ Snoop Dog & Ice Cube. De certificate also entitles ya’ t’snatch along some goathomey uh yo’ choice, o’ if ya’ prefa’ ya’ may choose t’be chapuh’oned t’de concert by yo’ lovin’ Husband.

"Dis here joint is for wifey to chill at the jump off on the month of the knowledge cipher, to check out Snoop and Ice Cube.

This piece gonna get one of the shorties you chill wit in the door too, or you can go ‘head an’ take your man, who got mad love for you."

I am 34 years old, and not ashamed to admit that I actually talk a bit like that. Should be ashamed, but I’m not.

Missed the edit window, but just wanted to say that I didn’t mean to quote that entire post…I know that’s annoying.