I do know it’s dangerous, that why I almost always wear earplugs. Saturday night I was unable to get effective ones: I find foam earplugs are pretty ineffective and they don’t stay in. I didn’t want to spend the night wrestling with useless bits of foam.
I like the fact that two Rue threads can exist and be active at the same time without the world ending.
Ex, darlin’, I didn’t definatively say I was choosing puns over you, I was merely refining the question in order to best be able to reach a conclusion.
I hereby promise to avoid strings of puns, although a pun or puns may be part or the whole of a response to a particular post, in which case the pun or puns will be a natural outgrowth of the post or posts it or they is/are in response to, inasmuch as a pun is a naturally occuring event.
There! Keep hold of the dove-gray tux, Ex and get ready to pucker up, Bumbazine!
That reminds me of a girlfriend I had in high school…huh?
[lurker-uncloak]
Is it just me, or does that sound a LOT like all the “only if it fits and furthers the plot line will I get bare-ass’d nekkid in a movie and show my full frontal beauty”???
Were you drawing from other experiences in your background, when you formulated your “only if it has significant socially redeaming value shall I pun” disclaimer … hummm???
[re-cloak]
Nope, I’m just a lawyer and talking like that is ingrained.
Besides, who would want to see a naked lawyer? Old lawyers never “get” naked, they just lose their briefs.
I thought nekkid lawyers got galvanized…
ahhhh… yeah, it’s always the women wanting to see those young male lawyers filling out their briefs … getting through law school by studying hard
Well, you know what they say, a good lawyer is hard to find, and a hard lawyer is better.
ahhhh… so THAT’s what they say …
Here I was thinkin’ a Girl lawyer was good to find!
You now what else they say? Don’t run with that or you’ll put out an eye! I don’t know if that applies to lawyers though.
You people are SO living in the past. I just wanted you to know that.
At this point I might jump in with a comment about girl lawyers who are eating pie whilst sitting in a trash bag, waiting for their babies to come so that they can go out to goth clubs and do the wiggly dance while wearing a lace bra and a leg belt, who can’t run because not only are they waiting for their babie to come, but like their dogs before them, they’ve blown out their hind knee, and had to write a cheque to get cool checks to write to the vet (signed Doggy’s Mommy) to get the blown out knee fixed, but can’t do that quite yet because not only are they still waiting for their babies to come, they are drunk, with a monkey sitting next to them, wearing a funny t-shirt which reads:
“I Scratched Rue’s Wife’s Dog’s Nose and Nobody Knew It”
But I won’t.
WOW… I am impressed … that was awe-inspiring