little tiny farts

Is it just me… but why do little tiny bubbles of flatulence kill anyone within 20 feet, while the large, obnoxious soundy blatts offer nothing to the olfactories??? W


You sound reasonable…it must be time to up my medication

Ahhh yes, the SBD (silent but deadly) or SBV (silent but violent) variety…
Maybe its that the small ones are more concentrated and the big ones more diluted?

Sound ain’t got nothing to do with the odoriferous strengths of a fart. Rather it’s the amount of sulfur expelled that indicates how bad the smell will be.


Tim
“My hovercraft is full of eels.”

From a restaurant ad (with a typo):
“The seafood at Constantino’s is as refreshing as a seat breeze.”