ALL YOUR BASES ARE BELONG TO US!
ducks&runs…
Bee’s knees! Excellent!
Personally, I’d really like to hear “By your command,” more often, but that’s just me.
Huzzah!
Although I first heard it on South Park, I like:
“Well spank my ass and call me Charlie”
I’m a big fan of ‘beg your pardon?’ or just ‘pardon?’ when you missed what someone said.
I hate it when I’m in a formal setting (or any, really) and someone has missed what I’ve said and I’m greeted with a slackjawed ‘What?’ It’s just so curt and rude. It’s not my fault you weren’t listening.
My sweetie used to say this, but hasn’t for a while:
“Well, shellac my ass and call me shiny!”
“She’s a caution.”
and
“Bitter as quinine.”
I had only read the last one in books, until my 75 year old aunt said it one day
“I’m so sorry my dog attacked your leg while you were trying to come through my front yard to deliver that pizza. Have a $20 tip as compensation.”
mad as toast
dogs bollox
and robert is your father’s brother.
shower of sh*te
kal, everything in ireland is a big F**k off whatever.
Shit Fire!
Yee Gads,
Groovy
The cats whiskers, pajamas…etc
Gee whilikers
Holy Gotham city Batman!
I dont know where I heard it, but I always tend to say “Oy Vey” and I like it.
Also, everyone should say “Shibby”
I agree with “Please” and “Thank You” and would like to add “Excuse me”, “I’m sorry”, “I take responsibility for my actions”,
and of course my favourite
“Well, Jesus McF*CK!”
Cool beans
Funness
Shista (only German word I know…what a shame)
and of course…Y’ALL. Say it with me now…Y’ALL
“Move ‘zig’” and “How very” are not used enough. I do my part, though.
Scary thing is that I actually use quite a lot of these little sayings… Does this make me weird??? By the looks I get… perhaps. I just say “I’m American” as my excuse 
One of my personal favourites: doing something for shits and giggles
A couple that Kal uses frequently: Well rub my belly and call me Buddha! and
Buddha in a pickup truck! (similar ilk of Christ on a crutch or your choice of phrase)
“Bob’s your uncle!”
I love to say that, and I’m American.
I love calling people “strange toast” when the opportunity arises.
In a similar vein, I love the saying “Jesus on a stick!”
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See also:
-“what the flying fuck?” or “fluck?” or even “flurk?”
Whoops. Ment to bleep myself out there. Yipes.
When I was little and in my usual tomboy disarray, my grammie used to tell me that I looked like “Lizzie off the pickle boat.” I have no idea what this means, but my sister and I have started using this expression lately. Apparently the pickleboat is a good place to get disheveled:)