I’ve always liked “hot damn!”
and it’s evil cousin
“hot f**king damn!”
Thanks Canuck, I have started saying this already without even noticing and it’s only been a few hours since I read it.
Jesus Mcfu*k
Well, f*** me gently with a chainsaw; we’ve seen Heathers!
How very.
~Ferry
Buckleberry, we’ve all seen heathers, I’m actually thinking of changing my sig to " Real life sucks losers dry, if you want to f**k with the eagles you’ve gotta learn to fly.
Well I swan!!
Moms favorite. What the hell it meant I reckon I will never know.
But every time she heard something hard to believe it was the standard exclamation.
I am requesting that when annoyed one person will tell another to “catch my butt.” I started saying it, it makes no sense but if you all begin to say it I will look a tad less crazy. I thank you in advance for your participation 
criminy (thanks to Gary Larson)
what a maroon! (thanks to Bugs Bunny)
“There’s a tide…”
“Plus ça change…”
‘hail and well met, stranger’ - a fun way to greet people (they dont have to be strangers, but a bonus if they’re strange)
‘Jesus McGee’ - throw it in anywhere. All good.
‘even stevens’ and ‘whatever trevor’
‘Sweet as’ - it’s even more fun to say then ‘She’ll be right’
Won’t you all join me in a hearty “Phooey!”?
I’ll be dipped in shit, rolled in cracker crumbs, and fried for a turd bird.
Foodstuffs
You’re welcome Flowerbird 
Glad I could spread the word!
Can I ask, I even shot this one through babel fish, what does Shista mean? My boss used to say that all the time, but it was usually when talking about her dog, and I thought it was a good thing…but it looks like it should mean shi*t.
Well smack me silly and call me corn pone. (my brother used to LOVE that)
Somebody used “NOT!!” the other day and I just about fell out of my chair.
Hell’s Bells (because I can’t curse at work)
It’s a corruption of Scheiss,* which does indeed translate to “shit.”
Scheiss. :smack:
Just about every utterance in the Jeeves and Wooster books.
and ‘utterance’
and most of Del-Boy’s sayings.
‘exquisite’
Oy!
quasi-
fine–not the auto-response to "How are you doing?, but as in “a fine cup of tea”
out in the sticks
Greetings!
And another vote for both “Great googly-moogly” and “beg your pardon”