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Those poor crazy kids, I thought their love would last forever.
Knives, anyone?
What? If their love can’t make it, what hope do the rest of us have???
What a surprise. I was hoping that Judy’s daughter wouldn’t put up with her life being run like that for too long. Good girl.
March 2002 until July 2003… Okay, so… (counts on fingers) Sixteen months. If they’d just held on for another two, I would’ve won the office pool!
Gee, I hope that Letterman or Leno don’t find out. 
Did they separate because he’s creepy, he’s secretly gay, or both?
Poor Liza.
All she wanted was a tall, dark and handsome man to hold, love and have wild monkey sex in bed.
Probably the same thing David wanted.
Just goes to show ya, having something in common isn’t always a recipe for wedded bliss.
Well, Liza’s probably out somewhere looking for her fourth gay husband.
(Wow. The funniest thread in ages. You bitches! I’m still taking suggestions on how Vincente Minelli and Judy Garland managed to actually conceive her, though. Did it involve hallucigenic drugs or only life-size realistic glass-fiber models of pool-boys for her to crawl inside?)
and all that money the spent on the wedding
A story (probably not true) said that Elton John, commenting on their marriage, said 'You think she’d at least try to marry a hetrosexual," to which Liza replied “What’s the matter? Jealous?”
Who was it who called remarriage “the triumph of hope over experience”? Liza? or Judy?
Someday, they’ll look back on the good times; the memories shared, those long walks on the beach at sundown, the laughter, the love…
Too . . . many . . . jokes . . .
Brain . . . exploding . . .
Okay… which gay doper will she pursue, marry, and leave with a large settlement and alimony?
I’ve heard it said that women often marry their father. Liza has to stop taking that so literally.
Liza and David were on the “V Graham Norton” broadcast last night, which originated earlier this year (prior to their first anniversary). One of them made a comment about how Graham should get married and Graham said something about one gay and one straight, to which Liza piped up “one gay, one straight, that’s a marriage!”
Skouldn’t this read:
Maid of Honor?
Maid of Honor?
To bad the reality show didn’t make or we’d no more about the split.
Is it true that the reality show originally planned for Gest and Minelli became “Queer Eye for the Straight Guy”? (If so, Kyan is definitely an upgrade.)
Oh well- life is a cabaret. Sometimes there are intermissions. Oddly, one of the hit shows on B’way features Hugh Jackman as another of Liza’s ex-husbands, so maybe in a few years Gest will be the focus of a studmuffin spreading his acting arms. Meanwhile, do you have to give back the toasters, place settings, and gift certificates for a Betty Ford Clinic Day Trip when you’ve only been married for 14 months?