Minnelli-Gest, Part Whatever

For those who thought, “oh good, we’ve heard the last of them…” – too soon, bucko.

Okay – before you click the link – any guesses about who started it this time?

The answer here.

The image of a drunk-off-her-ass Liza heaving a hotel lamp at her hubby’s head is too delicious. I read elsewhere that he is currently staying in Hawaii with his good friend, Jim Nabors. Well, golll-leee!

I think he might have some sexual identity issues that he hasn’t been entirely forthcoming about. Either that, or he wanted some money.

“Producer David Gest sued Liza Minnelli (news) for $10 million Tuesday, accusing his estranged wife of alcohol-fueled violence that caused neurological damage and headaches.”

—Well, that explains his* face*, anyway.

NOW I understand what David meant when he was talking to the guys at the local bar, saying Liza loved to beat him off.

I thought his face got that way from that revolting wedding kiss when they were gnawing on each other like hungry badgers.

Liza files for divorce.

No snide comments today, it all just seems so sad.

Someone else remarked “A Liza bio should be called Straight Eye for the Queer Guy.”

I’ve have listened to reports about this on the radio today. The one thing I’ve noticed is how most reports are done in a jocular manner. I wonder would it be as funny if Gest has of been the one doing the damage.

BTW the two of the are twits of the highest order IMO and who didn’t think it was all going to end in tears very very quickly?

She’s going to focus on “[her] work, [her] sobriety, and [her] fans” – doesn’t that just scream of pathos?

(OTOH – good one, Annie Xmas.)

Aw, Annie, she’s just following in her mama’s footsteps.

Vincente Minelli, David Gest…

“I want a man just like the man who married dear old Mom…”