Link (of the pretty damn uninformative persuasion).
Okay – question one: how do you fall out of bed?
Question two: how do you hurt yourself by falling out of bed?
My aunt fell out of bed when she was a child. She just rolled in her sleep and pitched right off of the mattress.
She broke her collarbone in doing so.
Yeah – but she was a child. I’m not going to say I’ve never done it – but I don’t remember every single thing that happened before I was 8.
Maybe she was kicked out for eating crackers. 
Maybe she forgot to take her vertigo medication.
Knowing Liza, she took a little too much medication…
She’s gotta quit sleeping in the top bunk…
My mother broke her arm falling out of bed last year.
Wishing Liza well—I like her.
I just e’d a mutual friend of ours in L.A. to see if there’s anything (legal) I can bring to her, since she has no family here in NY.
Nothing says “Get Well Soon” like the FTD Percodan Bouquet!
It could be a lie. Liza’s in the hospital, and maybe there is a reason that she doesn’t want publicized. Of course, maybe she did fall out of bed… I’m just saying…
Perhaps her undocumented nanny fell out of bed due to musical differences over the rainbow.
Had a friend who used to be her personal assistant for many years.
My guess is there is a lot more to the story and I doubt falling out of bed had anything to do with injuries.
Still - wish her well and hope she can pull herself together for the 382nd time.