LL Cool J beats burglar into ground beef.

DAAAMMMMNNNN!!

Mama Said Knock You Out, indeed…

not to be a debby downer but i can’t help but be deeply and sadly reminded of sean taylor.

How long until the asshole robber gets a sleazy lawyer and sues Mr. Cool James?

Good for him!

A simple Gibbs slap would definitely not have been enough.

James Smith. Ha!

Hilarious. And the guy is facing serious prison time.

“Physically detained” indeed.

Story: http://www.cnn.com/2012/08/23/showbiz/ll-cool-j-burgar/index.html?hpt=hp_t3