I love New England
The article contains this absolutely wonderful line (especially wonderful if taken out of context):
http://consumerist.com/2010/09/recall-issued-for-lobster-poo-because-it-might-be-peanuty.html
Last weekend I had two relatives come in to town for a visit. They love lobster but are never able to get it, being that they live in a place more known for Mexican food. They had to ask which parts of a lobster are edible.
It never occured to me to mention the poo.
Doesn’t everyone assume that poo might contain peanuts anyway?
And corn, right?
Lobsters eat peanuts?
“Undeclared Peanuts” is a really poopy name for a rock band.
Anything “Poo” is a really bad name for a snack food.
Pictures.
Lobster and other Poo
Wait a minute, Lobster Poo is candy-coated PEANUTS?
Yeah, recall those suckers.
So you’re saying they recalled the Lobster Poo because undeclared peanuts ensued? :"o
None of this sham-poo! We want real poo!
When I read the thread title, my first thought was, “Is it contaminated with baby formula?”
(Yes, I’m terrible - I also laughed at the Segway story. I’m so going to hell today.)