My boy!
My middle son, Yeticus Medius, is spending his first season in the Majors (11, 12 and young 13s (I think)) and is a little intimidated being bumped up from the Minors to the Majors for Fall Ball (Mid September to Mid November). He is having a hard time catching up to the pitching of the older kids (some who are throwing 50-60 mph). He usually strikes out or walks, but very seldom gets his bat on the ball, but only to foul it off towards 1st base foul territory. He’s told me that he feels like a horrible player, but I told him that he’ll be fine next season when his body and abilities catch up and get used to the new environment, especially when the younger kids come up from the minors and replace the older kids over the next two years. I tell him to stick with it as long as he has fun playing the game…he still does.
I am assisting the head coach for our Major team (the Yankees) and I coach 1st base when were up to bat and usually coach the outfield when we are on defense. Yeticus Medius started in the outfield in the first inning (no action for him that inning) and batted 8th in the lineup (out of 11) where he promptly struck out (looking) and then took his turn riding the pine in the bottom of the second. At the bottom of the 3rd, Coach told him to go to second, where he promptly mishandled a ground ball during warm-up that hit him squarely in the nose. My kid goes down to the ground with his glove covering his face and rolled up like a ball, laying in the dirt…bloody nose and sobbing. Coach and I walk him back to the dugout and I get ice on his nose, and pinch the bridge of his nose to stop the bleeding. Not too bad…got it handled in about 3 or 4 minutes, but the inning already started and we had one of the other kids jump in and took over on 2nd. Ah well, next time. Earlier in the game, Coach said he’d buy the kids snowcones if the team got a double play…and they did when our right fielder caught the fly ball and threw it to second (the kid who subbed for my son) for a tag out to end the inning. Ah well, maybe he’ll get play 2nd later tonight. I asked him if he’s ok to bat (he was to start our batting in the top of the 4th); he said he was ready.
He WAS ready.
First pitch, Yeticus Medius hit a line drive over the pitcher’s head, right over second which one-hopped to the center fielder. Nice hit for a single. The team was glad for him; it’s been about 6 games since his last hit. Next batter comes up. Pitcher throws a pass ball, my kid doesn’t even hesitate…he bolts for second. Two pitches later…another pass ball, and he bolts for third. Kid’s on a mission. Coach (who’s coaching on third base) sends him to steal home on the next pass ball which came a few pitches later on the third batter…he slides into home way before the ball even got to the pitchers glove (who was covering home while the catcher was chasing down the errant pitch). The team go nuts. The kids pretty much batted the order and cranked out 5 more runs.
Yeticus Medius was sent back to right field for the bottom of the fourth; again, no action. Bummer. Couple of strike-outs and a throw out to first. Top of the 5th inning had my son lead-off again…this time he smacks a line drive on the first pitch, right at the short stop…only to strip the glove right off the shortstop’s hand, and ricochet off into right center field, between the outfielders! He makes to second, sliding in just before the tag. He promptly stole 3rd base on another pass ball and then was driven in Home by the following batter. After a couple of more runs, we took the field for the final inning, where the Coach told Yeticus Medius to go back to second. As the kids took to the field, Coach announced that if they get another double play, he would by the team pizza after next Saturday’s game. Cool…the kids are geeked and ready to play.
First batter walks. Kids are still geeked…they’re all chatting “Double play ball…2, then 1!”. The chat went on until our pitcher throws a pass ball and the 1st base runner goes to second. Ah well, maybe next time. The following pitch, the batter drills a line drive right to my son, who had to make about a towering 3" jump (that’s right…THREE whole inches) to nab the ball and then instinctively trot over to second for his first ever unassisted double play!
Our team goes apeshit. They start running off the field until us coaches tell them to get back into position to get the third out. The following batter pops up right to Yeticus Medius, who completes the inning with a catch. Game over.
Snowcones AND pizza for everyone. On the gameball, it reads:
10/17/07
Game Ball
Yeticus Medius
1 Bloody Nose.
2 Line Drives.
1 Unassisted Double Play.
Pizza Man Delivers.