I always wanted to post one of those versus threads, so here I go
Instead of focusing on a fight (that would have been “Wolverine vs Iron Man” anyway), I’d like to know which one of these two has better luck with the ladies.
Personally I think women rather go for the wolverine type: Short, muscular, average intelligence, good looks and overall badass.
Then again, my best friend thinks that Anthony Stark would have the advantage, being super intelligent, good looking as well and being a multi billionaire.
Surely you should be asking the ladies?
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having said that, are we talking about the Tony Stark with the cheesy 70’s moustache? Bruce Wayne he aint. In which case this guy votes for Logan…
I’d elaborate, but I need to get going–test all day today at school. Still . . . Logan would win. I’ll explain why tonight if someone else hasn’t already.
Keep in mind, it’s probably been ten years or more since I’ve spent significant time in the Marvel Universe. That said . . .
Some girl might fall in lust with Tony’s money, but women are always having affairs with guys like Logan. Logan might not have the advantage in Tony’s world, but he could still score. Plus the ladies in Tony’s world might sometimes go slumming in Logan’s.
On the other hand, in Logan’s world . . . well, in the highly unlikely event that Tony could score in Logan’s world (backwoods of Canada, the rooftops in the bad part of Tokyo, etc.), he’d have to remove that silly red suit of armor, in which case one of Logan’s girlfriends would rip him to shreds.
Also–now that I think about it–Logan could be competitive in Tony’s world, anyway. After working for the Canadian government, spending time with the social elite of Japan, and living with highbrows like Charles Xavier, surely Logan could adopt quite the charming and sophisticated persona. And if it did come down to money, well, who says Logan is broke? Though I imagine that Logan keeps his money in a roll of hundred dollar bills while all Tony would have is a few credit cards.
Plus, I figure Logan is much more endowed. Plus, he’s gotta have more stamina.
Logan.
Now I really gotta go. Exactly one hour until I take the first test of the day. Wish me luck!
Let’s examine the situation. Tony Stark’s long-term heart disease sufficiently damaged his circulatory system to the point that he is incapable of achieving erection. Logan, on the other hand, is so loacking in social skills that he couldn’t get laid in a bordello with $100 bills dropping out of his ass. Result? As always, Batman wins.
This pretty much clinches it. I feel like I do pretty well up against Donald Trump in the looks department, but I don’t exactly have supermodels crawling all over me.
Leave us list the ones we know they boinked (and the Ultimates version doesn’t count):
Tony Stark: (partial list off the top of my head)
Pepper Potts (Yowza, especially in her early '60s Archie-esqe look)
Whitney Frost (Madame Maske, head of the Maggia and Dr Doom-wannabe)
Bethany Cabe (Yowza) At least 50 or 60 one or two shot bimbos
The chick who shot him
That one lady scientist (who may be the chick who shot him)
The Asian woman he was with early in the current run
etc.
Logan:
Um…Markio (and he only gets 1/2 credit: he may not have boinked her because there was that whole “respect” thing going on.)
Whatshername…the nuts chick (Yukio? Yakitori? The one who jumped off a building for kicks). We can assume he did the naughty with her.
Um…Madame Hydra (again 1/2 credit: boinking may not have occurred. Since I think she’s poisonous to the touch, it probably didn’t)
The chick with the six foot long pointy fingers: Maybe. I have a vague recollection that she was his buddy’s daughter, in which case, no.
And AFIK he never did boink Jean.
That’s it. Tony Stark has boinked at least 40 women (assuming for the sake of argument that Stark only got lucky with half of the bimbos we’ve seen him with), Logan, maybe one? two?
Sorry Logan, I guess being able to belch the lyrics to “Oh, Canada!” doesn’t get the chicks the way that picking them up in a Buggati, flying them to your private Concorde jet and zipping over to Paris for aparatifs does.
It’s a tie. Everytime either one of them is shown in a party there are women crawling all over them. Same thin with bars. Everytime Logan is shown at a bar where there are women they’re all over him.
Stark probably has the better looking ones while Logan wins in the quantity over quality department.
Her name was Yukio, and I think your assumption about them making the beast with two backs is probably correct. I got the same impression . . . way back around the time the Wolverine and Kitty Pryde limited series came out (Kitty Pryde ran away, got a cold, got abducted and brainwashed by an evil ninja, so Logan had to come try to rescue her).
And I still think that Logan would win . . . though I don’t know what kind of shape he or Tony Stark is in these days.
