A girlfriend of mine and I were debating this last night. If you had a choice of spending 24 hours in a hotel room with Ash from Army of Darkness, or with Wolverine from X-Men (the movie; the comic version is hot, too, but varies from artist to artist), who would you choose? Myself, I’m leaning towards Ash, only because I’ve desired for some time now, and X-Men has only been out since July. But on the other hand, I’d have to put up with, or waste time suppressing, Ash’s BS. And Wolvie’s sideburns…welllll, there are under 18s on this board!
I’d have to go with Logan, though the scratches would take some explaining. 
Unfortunately, neither one of them even makes my top 10 list, but of the two, I’d have to pick Wolvie. After all, he’s the best there is at what he does.
YEAHHHHH! I hadn’t thought of it that way, but you’re right! “And what I do isn’t very nice”!! Why, why couldn’t that line have been in the movie? Oh, I know, because if women in the theaters heard Hugh Jackman say that, the management would have to call 911 so many times they’d come to a standstill!
Because I love Ash, I really do. Not like that, though…
But Logan, in a hotel room? God, yes. Now, please.
But Jean…what would Scott say?
Wolverine. I even had a crush on the animated version in the yellow suit.
He’s dead, where were you?
I know, I was “dead” too, once, but a girl can dream, can’t she? 
Tear my heart out with a white-hot shrimp fork, why don’t you?! Turn me on a spit over a lava pit! Whip me with razor wire, but don’t make me choose between adorable Ash and winsome Wolverine!
I’ve loved Ash longer, but Wolverine’s so damn hot! If it’s a one-night stand, I’d have to go with Wolverine.
sobs Oh, Bruce, don’t hate me! I love you so much!
P.S. My boyfriend says he’d pick Ash, because at least he’d have a sense of humor about it.
Oh, Logan’s got a sense of humor - it’s just the kind where the other person ends up dead or severely beaten.
As a heterosexual man, I’ll go with the Hugh Jackman Wolverine. Makes me want to go find his performance as Curly in “Oklahoma,” especially after seeing him sing a bit of it. The man’s got nice pipes for the stage.
Rilchiam wrote:
Well, unless you count this little comic-book series by Marvel that’s been running for some 35 years now…
::wanders in and reads OP::
Oh … I thought you were taking bets on a deathmatch between Wolverine from “X-Men” and Ash from “Pokemon.” I wanted to bet a couple hundred on Logan.
Come on, you know you’d love to see it. 
Wolverine ALL THE WAY BABY.
I used to read the comics and watch the cartoons and he was one of the two I had kind of a crush on. (The other was Gambit, who know reminds me way too much of Harry Connick Jr)
I spent the entire movie in Logan-Lust. The thing is, I only find Hugh Jackman hot when he’s in that character.
during the movie:
You know who’s playing Wolverine? Hugh Jackman. You know why his name is Hugh Jackman? Cause he’s got a huge… um, ackman. Yeah. (Later in the movie…) I can’t wait until he extends those nine inches of long, hard steel and just sticks it right in there… Oh yeah. Nice tight leather suit, too.
Yipe! When’d this happen?
(I haven’t read X-Men since Wolvie was (temporarily?) de-clawed by Magneto. I think they also killed (or ‘killed’ more likely) one of the Rasputins about then…Ilyana, I think.)
To actually answer the OP, I’d hafta saw Wolvie, just 'cuz Ash would really get on my goat after a few hours…and we’re not there for the goat to have all the fun.
(I can NOT believe I just said that!)
I havent’ read X-Men since sometime in 1996 or '97. At that point they’d just finished up some kind of alternate-X thing, and Rogue had kissed Gambit and gone nutzo and run off across the country with Iceman. I was going to swallow my pride and start reading again but I would always wonder what happened in between…
Hugh Jackman…mmmmmmmm SO doable…I wouldn’t even mind the wolverine claws
So you didn’t read my OP, wherein I said that the question was restricted to the movie version, because the comic version “varies from artist to artist”…
I still can’t choose. I think Wolvie would have more staying power, but it would have to be a 24-hour session with no sleep; god forbid he has one of his nightmares and I end up as cole slaw!
Old broad checking in. (Not the Old Broad – where’s she been, anyway?)
I’ve never read an X-Men comic but the kids (kids in their 30’s) dragged me to the movie when I was in Seattle, and I couldn’t help but think that if Preacher ever comes to film, Mr. Jackman would make a great Jesse Custer.
And he sings?
Is Curly the part played by Rod Steiger in the movie version? Be still my heart. I’m gonna have a runaway.
You know, I’ve actually pondered that idea myself. I don’t have any (female) friends who have watched the movie or read the comic books, so I can’t discuss it with anybody… But believe me, when I have been bored or unable to sleep, I’ve actually sat up and wondered “Hmm. Wolverine’s got that healing factor and all the great stuff that goes with it – would he have more staying power and a shorter recharge period for sex?”
I wonder what that says about me.
I don’t want to know.
Tengu wrote:
Nitpick: Wolverine wasn’t de-clawed by Magneto, Magneto pulled all of the adamantium out of his body. When the smoke cleared, Wolverine soon discovered that he still had a set of – I kid you not – bone claws!
As a side effect, Wolverine also lost most of his “healing factor.” I think they were trying to Batman-ize Wolverine by making him more “normal” and “mortal.” I’m glad that neither the Saturday Morning animated X-Men series on Fox, nor the X-Men movie earlier this year, opted to go with the wimped-down adamantium-free Wolverine.