Mr. Nightingale flew out to LA for his first ever business trip this morning. and he won’t be back until Friday evening. This is the longest we’ve been separated since we got married (yeah, I know it’s only three days, but it FEELS like forever).
The real kicker? Today is our second wedding anniversary.
I know how you feel. Moi left me alone for a weekend for the first time in a year last weekend. I didn’t know what to do with myself. I was talking to myself in a day and a half. The kicker: She came home early and I sai:“What a YOU doing here”? Genius
Don’t despair, this will just make you love him all the more when he returns. Cheers
This happened to me once when my wife went to visit her parents. It got so bad I had to go to Dr.
“What’s wrong?” he asked.
“My penis turned Orange since my wife left.”
“Oh my,” he said “That could be serious. Let’s take a look.”
So he looked and it was indeed still orange. So they ran all these tests and eliminated Jaundice, Hepatitis, carotene allergies, the whole nine yards.
Everything came up negative.
Puzzled, he decided to delve deeper into the issue.
“Are you depressed that your wife is away?” he asked.
“I was at first, but I feel a lot better now. I’ve learned to cope.”
“I see,” he said. “What have you been doing to cope?”
“Oh nothing really.”
“Well let’s be specific” he said, getting down to brass tacks. “What did you do last night, for example?”
“Oh nothing special,” I replied. “I just got a bag of Cheetos and rented a movie.”
You should have gone with him. I don’t know where you live, but the weather here has been unbelievable.
I wanted to go with him, brandocet, but a combination of finances and the fact that I’ve only been at my new job for a week kept me home. I’m glad to hear that the weather is nice there, though, since it’s been hot and muggy here. I’m hoping Mr. Nightingale will have a good time while he’s gone. I’ll send most of the time trying to find my way around the ER where I now work. At least I’ll have plenty to keep me busy. 