I’m jealous. The longest bird penis ever observed has been discovered, and it is a schwantzstuker to make a whale turn green with envy.
Ah, the many and varied splendors of nature!
Dude, didja check the date on that? The story’s 4 years old, there’s even be a couple threads about it. Still, my hat’s off to the quacker.
Crap, no I didn’t. Somebody just emailed the link to me (why now, I don’t know), and I guess certain, uh, features of the story drew my attention away from the publication date. Sorry about that!