Found! The Largest Bird Penis Ever!

I am amazed at what you can stumble across on the internet:
http://www.abc.net.au/science/news/enviro/EnviroRepublish_366856.htm

I’m trying to come up with a witty, subtle “Sixteen Candles” reference but words are failing me.

I can die a happy woman.

That doesn’t even look real. It looks like a bad photoshop job. So why do I feel jealous?

Good God. That’s pretty disturbing.

Also disturbing is something that a professor told us in an evolutionary biology class. According to him, the male dolphin has a penis whose head can rotate independantly of the shaft. He then told the guys in teh class that if we were ever to hear of a man who could do that it was our duty to the species to kill him. :slight_smile: Dang mutants…

Cock-A- Doodle-Do!

EHhehheh…they said “stiff competition”. Heh Heh. :smack:

–IDB

Jenaroph, congratulations. I almost coughed up a lung I laughed so hard. Good lord, that’s funny

Now that’s a wood duck.

Remind me not to eat duck the next visit to Argentina…

Wow, that thing looks perfect for “in-flight refueling missions”.

they say it’s a duck, but it looked more like a Kite to me…

That’s not a duck,

It’s a control line flying model.

Please move on.

:smiley:

Are you sure? Did you read the bit about the sharp well-developed spines at the base?

Damn, no phone number.

Errrrrr, I mean…

I just want to know how they got him to expose it.

On second thought, no I don’t.

Wow, it’s my first uh, lung-ectomy. I’m honored :smiley:

You know, it’d be funnier if the bird was a red headed woodpecker.

Um. Ew.

Good lord, how does that bird walk around without getting stepped on

:cringe: