Longest OP you've ever written that received 2 or less repsonses

Or in my case zero. I’ve wondered if anyone has written a longer OP than that one and had zero responses? Or at least less than 2.

You realise no more than two people will respond?

Oh hell, I just wrote a long OP on cocktail napkin jokes that got zero responses. So I’m the only person on the SDMB with a cocktail napkin fetish. I can deal with that.

You win (lose?).