Good lord, I can undrstand monogamous partners like andygirl and quietgirl enduring enforced chastity through geographical separation, but single people, this is the Internet! A sexual cornucopia awaits! Now, if you’re saving yourselves for marriage, good luck to you. Everyone else, no excuses. Just head over to the hotsluts.com chatroom and hook up.
It’s amazing what you can think up at 12:30 in the morning, going on a over-six-month “dry spell.” I had worse puns in store, believe me.
My T-shirt idea is a little different. It’s going to feature the slogan “1 day(s) since last bonk” on the front, and it comes along with a magic marker. The second day, you cross out the “1” and draw a “2,” etc. The longest-term members of LECA should have numbers taking up the whole shirt, like me being on <long pause for counting> “197”.
goboy: “Sexual cornucopia”? I put that phrase in the search engine and you wouldn’t believe the things I found…
Thank you so much, Sassy. I needed a new keyboard anyway. Laughing through a half-swallowed glug of iced tea and the resultant spray just settled the matter.
My name is Anonymous.
I’m celibate but not by choice.
I am not dead though.
I don’t think.
Let me get back to you on that.