3 months? I consider that a hot streak. I didn’t get my last Trojan IN Paris, I got it FROM Paris.
and it's still unopened.Yeah, but you know what I was like before… 3 months is an eternity.
Besides, I don’t have any solid prospects on the horizon, and I’m not planning on picking up any guy of the street just to satisfy my carnal urges.
So there! 
Good lord, I can undrstand monogamous partners like andygirl and quietgirl enduring enforced chastity through geographical separation, but single people, this is the Internet! A sexual cornucopia awaits! Now, if you’re saving yourselves for marriage, good luck to you. Everyone else, no excuses. Just head over to the hotsluts.com chatroom and hook up.
Or, if you prefer hotstuds, or even hotwildebeest.com, whatever floats your boat.
Well, it’s been … um … nineteen days so far. But the next time won’t be 'til June. Am I eligible?
It’s amazing what you can think up at 12:30 in the morning, going on a over-six-month “dry spell.” I had worse puns in store, believe me.
My T-shirt idea is a little different. It’s going to feature the slogan “1 day(s) since last bonk” on the front, and it comes along with a magic marker. The second day, you cross out the “1” and draw a “2,” etc. The longest-term members of LECA should have numbers taking up the whole shirt, like me being on <long pause for counting> “197”.
goboy: “Sexual cornucopia”? I put that phrase in the search engine and you wouldn’t believe the things I found…
If I’m going to have to cross out each number and write another one for each day, I’m going to need more than just one t-shirt.
Well over a year. Damn it anyway.
Me too. I’ll need a closetful of em. I am, in fact, very sexually frustrated!!
Almost two years. God, I miss sex.
And I would walk five hundred miles…
okay, fuck it, it’s not ironic in the least. I want my girl.
Uhh… very interesting club you have going here.
Don’t mind me, I’ve got Anniz sleeping in my bed right now. 
You realize, of course, that our bylaws state that we may now beat you to death with an inflatable sheep.
Hey, I’m a former member of this club (three years being my record).
I know what some people would do with that sheep!
I haven’t had sex in 18 years!
I think I won.
Can I annoy people too? It’s been 21 long, fuckless hours for me.
Five years next month. So I’ll need room on my t-shirt for 1,825 cross-outs.
And I really like the LECHER acronym.
Thank you so much, Sassy. I needed a new keyboard anyway. Laughing through a half-swallowed glug of iced tea and the resultant spray just settled the matter.
My name is Anonymous.
I’m celibate but not by choice.
I am not dead though.
I don’t think.
Let me get back to you on that.
Veb
I haven’t had sex in 20 years. Of course, I’m only 20 years old.
There’s a reason why they call it a “DRY” spell. 