How can I be considered cute when I have that enormous bridge growing out of my head? It’s hell to fit in an elevator, I can tell ya.
Anyway, thanks for the boost of confidence, but 31 years of life experience tells me differently.
(31 years - I beat ya whiterabbit)
Hey, I feel better! Thanks! 
At this point, I’m not in a huge hurry. I’d rather wait for the right guy to show up than find somebody to boink just for the sake of boinking. But it does get annoying when I know all these people who are not only dating but getting married and having kids and…whacks self
My name is Anya, and i am still a virgin. I am 22 and I
have not had a boyfriend either.
Shyness has always been a problem for me, and not having much self estemm does not help.
We shouldn’t be counting the childhood years, here. They don’t really count.
It’s only been a few months for me, but I think my last encounters were a fluke, or the guy felt sorry for me or something… It’s gonna be a long time before I have sex again, I fear.
And as you know full well, Michi, they gotta be insane not to give you all the loving you can handle. I know *I would if I was near you.
If I did as well IRL as I do online, I’d never have time to leave the house!
And that reminds me, when was the last time anyone saw Mr Cynical, Robgruver, or dpr post? I think I may have killed them.
I am still here Cyndar, and was only in the hospital for a couple of days. Not dead yet! 
Unless something seriously changes before midnight tonight, it will be 81 days.
(kneeling)
Bless me Cecil for I have not scored.
It has been 81 days since last nookie.
I have had impure thought and actions (duh),
and have not been pleasing to the other gender.
Oh, Cecil, I am heartily sorry for my dry spell.
I will go forth and attempt to score.
(standing up)
“We’ll wake the kids.”
or
“Maybe YOU’RE not tired…”
or
“That condom was made when? 1994? I remember how cute the twins were in 1994…”
It’s been so long that it’s a good thing I don’t have to explain the facts of life to my kids because I don’t remember them myself. Count me in.
Lets see, June of 95, so that would be just over 6 and a half years. How utterly depressing.
Due to a recent medical condition (that has involved my girly parts), it’s been 2 months… and will be probably be a few more weeks. What I hate is that my darling, gorgeous SO sleeps next to me every night and dammit, I want to… 
Damn it GuanoLad I was all set to come in here and claim I had everyone beat…when were you born? It’ll be 32 years for me in June…or 16 if we call it at puberty (presuming 16 is puberty).
Of course, I can also say I’ve never been kissed goodnight, because I’ve never been asked on a date!
Sigh. Where do I get my T-shirt?
Im getting up there myself, Im 23 and havent had sex since I was 17. <cringe> Im sort of seeing if I can make it 10 yrs. Then its off to the Bunny Ranch in Las Vegas. =)
Ummm…been almost two months, and NO possiblity of getting more any time soon. Can I join?
First of all, anyone who measures their terms of enforced chastity in days, weeks or months, does not know the meaning of the word “longterm”, and if you even start to whine I’m going to personally kidnap you and lock you in an apartment for two years with lots of internet porn, access to the SDMB with all of its “funniest things that happen during sex” and “isn’t sex wonderful” and “man I’m getting a lot of sex” and “let’s all take it for granted that everyone has sex” threads, and no members of the opposite (or same) sex.
Then those of us who are in the years+ category can get back to reassuring each other that we are not the only losers